julia 🦒

ga tech engineer • the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

[julia 🦒 @jujubee_g]

Can’t a girl wear a black turtleneck and an updo without being called Elizabeth Holmes JUST ONCE

[julia 🦒 @jujubee_g]

breaking news: scientist @heidiklum seeks to answer age old question: “would you still love me if I was a worm”

[julia 🦒 @jujubee_g]

the adam levine who wrote songs about jane would never have done this

[julia 🦒 @jujubee_g]

had a nightmare ln than I was on an america’s next top go see challenge and got stuck with a bad taxi driver

[julia 🦒 @jujubee_g]

@avreddy35 shade was only directed to random people posting on tiktok for clout, not anyone I actually knew! I will adjust my initial calculation to allot 2% for cool people going for the music and a fun time with friends 😂❤️

[julia 🦒 @jujubee_g]

at this point coachella is 75% one giant ad for revolve and 25% people with 500 followers trying to be influencers and pretending to have fun while they’re actually miserable

[julia 🦒 @jujubee_g]

@bkmreelie SAME she’s my water holder yes, but also a self defense weapon and best friend 😂

[julia 🦒 @jujubee_g]

genuinely confused how people can leave the house without an emotional support water bottle. like what happens if you get thirsty???

[julia 🦒 @jujubee_g]

not my mom’s squirrels eating better than I do

[julia 🦒 @jujubee_g]

april fool’s day was fun until major corporations started participating

[julia 🦒 @jujubee_g]

not the kardashians popularizing @BarefootDreams blankets only for @skims to directly rip them off years later

[julia 🦒 @jujubee_g]

my toxic trait is thinking I could easily win gold in the luge events despite spraining my neck while sledding 2 weeks ago

[julia 🦒 @jujubee_g]

no thoughts. only valentines le creuset.

[julia 🦒 @jujubee_g]

patiently waiting for the triumphant return of these bracelets even though they pinched all of your arm hairs out

[julia 🦒 @jujubee_g]

oh boy did walking into a bar packed with Georgia fans last night give me war flashbacks

[Ross Sayers @Sayers33]

It's true that we all have 24 hours each day, but each person has different pressures. In Queer Eye, Bobby has 24 hours to renovate a 5 bedroom house. Antoni has 24 hours to throw together a cute lil salad.

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

🎶it’s the most wonderful time of the year🎶

[julia 🦒 @jujubee_g]

the feminine urge to buy yet another party dress with no event in mind and 17 brand new ones with tags still on already hanging in your closet

[julia 🦒 @jujubee_g]

the government opening up the booster shot to the general public