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@BeaneaterB @braves2928 Mateo did have a 3.7 WAR three years ago, total outlier in his career but he did sustain above average performance for 150 games in ‘22

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@dash_eats It was actually fantastic, Tarantinoespue

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@MLBNetwork Ozzie Albies

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@marshmarigold I thought the National Canadian oligarchy cartel ensured no plan is cheap?

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@scottcoleman55 The numbers are terrible, the at bats somehow look even worse

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@mlbbowman Lord help us, no more Jose pls

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@LucBernard Poor Edessa never stood a chance

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@PaulTassi Quick math would suggest a couple hundred, MAYBE 500 - so less than the number of developers bungies got working on marathon currently

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@StatsSAC Don’t look at our righties 🫣

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@BeaneaterB Sportssurge

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@scottcoleman55 10/10 no notes - maybe give teams a 3rd or a manager only challenge

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@scottcoleman55 Many such cases

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@BNightengale @SlangsOnSports He decimated my bravos - and were like the best offense in the league rn

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@scottcoleman55 100% agree - usually don’t go in for preachy docdrama but Noah and co are pulling it off.

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@elonmusk Nothing I know about the federal government makes me think they’re remotely capable of doing that - you’re describing the largest rent-seeking maneuver in human history

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@mlbbowman We should add up all the money that group has made since - a billion dollars by the end of their contracts

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@gvedak I don’t understand why Hayden’s not in Atlanta rn- he’s being sacrificed on the altar of ‘40 man roster flexibility’

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@jase1129 ‘Roster flexibility’ arguments are wearing pretty thin - we need JR and Didi up, Hayden Harris too - down with Perez, Suarez, and Payamps

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@UpdatingOnRome Gotta be Alexander the Great, although I think he may have died the hero instead of living to be a satrap administrator

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@StatsSAC Looks like you went back and made some good edits