Retweet Dares !

I dare you too follow me!

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I dare you to RT this if you love your mom! ❤

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I dare you too retweet if you want these election tweets to STOP.

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I dare yo to RT if your ready for the weekend.

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I dare you too ReTweet this with your nose.

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The Hoe Down Below , Had Morning Blow !

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I overheard my daughter tell her boyfriend she likes it hard. Glad to know she is challenging herself in school!

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My husband's boss keeps on asking me to stroke my pussy... And I keep reminding him we have a dog, not a cat!

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My daughter told me she is really good at raising cocks... I think she wants to be a chicken farmer when she's older.

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Who the heck can ride a horse backwards?!? I have never seen a reverse cowgirl in my whole life! #soconfused

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My daughter was talking about blowing, she must be playing the clarinet again.

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I think my daughter love dogs. She keeps talking about doggie style.

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Me: What does, IDK, ILY , GTG, TTYL mean? My daughter: I dont know, love you, got to go, talk to you later. Me: Ok, I'll ask your brother.

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I like how the Ninja Turtles wear masks. Good way to hide your identity, it’s not like you’re a giant turtle or anything..

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Twitter: the only place where you get excited when stranger follows you.

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The Hoe Down Below , Has A Camel Toe . 🐫

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The Hoe Down Below , Was Fucked Last Night .

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The Hoe Down Below Is The Boggest Hoe In Cali ⬇

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The Hoe Down Below Be Suckin Dick .

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Lol