Unremarkable Files

Night owl, perfectionist, and Latter-day Saint mom of 6. Sometimes makes it to appointments on time... but don't count on it.

[Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom]

Me, to 8 y.o: "You need to apologize to your sister for calling her stupid."

8: “Okkk... I'm sor- wait. Which sister??”

[Ramblin Mama @ramblinma]

Be kind to everyone you meet. You never know whose children are learning a new instrument.

[Unremarkable Files @ThatEvansLady]

Happy 7 Quick Takes Friday. Here's a rundown of our last 7 days... https://t.co/B99hiwTAxM #7qt

[Unremarkable Files @ThatEvansLady]

It's #7QuickTakes Friday! How was your week?
https://t.co/B99hiwTAxM

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

THESE KIDS ARE GOING TO BE UP IN FIVE HOURS WHAT HAVE I DONE

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Every single parent in the history of kid’s birthday parties who was offered a slice of pizza and declined really wanted that pizza.

[Unremarkable Files @ThatEvansLady]

A good barometer of how old you are is how much you like Almond Joys.

[Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom]

Shoutout to my kids for thoughtfully keeping the kitchen sink clear of dishes & silverware by hoarding all of it in their rooms.

[Unremarkable Files @ThatEvansLady]

I've spent the last 45 minutes putting people to bed and there is STILL no one sleeping.

[Abby Heugel @AbbyHasIssues]

What I think of when I'm awake: I'm tired.

What I think of when I'm trying to sleep: Every unpleasant hypothetical situation that could happen and every dumb thing that I've said.

[Unremarkable Files @ThatEvansLady]

6yo: Mommy, I love you!
Me: I love you, too.
6: And you're so nice.
Me: *holding back tears"
6: And you smell like Grandma
Me: ...

[Unremarkable Files @ThatEvansLady]

You see a mom who hasn't showered since Tuesday, I see an environmental activist saving water like a boss.

[Unremarkable Files @ThatEvansLady]

Whenever I make a 90s movie reference my kids say "Is that from the 1900s or something?"

It kind of hurts my feelings BUT THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL.

[Unremarkable Files @ThatEvansLady]

It's 7 Quick Takes Friday! How was your week? #7qt #7quicktakes
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[mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo]

a shark cage, but to keep my kids separated in the bathtub

[Unremarkable Files @ThatEvansLady]

I've spent all day cleaning, yet everything and everyone around me is still filthy.

[Mark Chalifoux @markchalifoux]

“This could’ve been an email”- me at my daughter’s recital.

[Unremarkable Files @ThatEvansLady]

I'd like to formally thank popsicles for being the sole reason my kids go outside, ever.

[Unremarkable Files @ThatEvansLady]

It's Quick Takes Friday! How was your week? https://t.co/7tyDoNe1ot

[Unremarkable Files @ThatEvansLady]

#7QuickTakes about Trips Down Memory Lane, Toy Dog Confusion, and a Lot of Flat Tires #7qt https://t.co/REffcl9FBE