The Burner has a theory around the Balogun suspended red card situation but we are not sure the liberal media is ready to hear it:
Dominos claimed to give away $1 million worth of free pizza if a US player got a red card, they saw what happened and knew they couldn't financially undertake that burden, so they put a call in.
Breaking: Folarin Balogun will be available to play in USA's Round of 16 match against Belgium on Monday, FIFA announced.
The FIFA Disciplinary Committee has suspended the red card issued to the USA striker during their Round of 32 win over Bosnia and Herzegovina.