Darren Hodder

@TheRealNimoy is my honorary grandfather. LLAP.

If you are interested in my tweets about #fraud then follow @FraudAssist, for music it's @AcousticSanct.

[Darren Hodder @ThatHodder]

Keeping it in the family for this week's #NewMusicFriday.

Devlin ft. Ed Sheeran, produced, mixed & mastered by my brother, Lewi White

https://t.co/26zoe3VNvU

[Big Belly Bar & Club Comedy @BigBellyComedy]

@TomElwes @Kate_Barron @Toussaint_X @Lukekingcraig @EvaldasKarosas @rominapuma BOOK NOW: https://t.co/FFZvAXolgM

[Darren Hodder @ThatHodder]

@CountingCrows A Long December

[Darren Hodder @realFraudAssist]

Hi @ExpediaUK @expedia @ExpediaHelp

You are currently complicit in a live #fraud involving a property in #thamesmead. The matter has been reported to @actionfrauduk and to other relevant parties.

Your handling of this matter started well but I have hit a brick wall.

[Darren Hodder @ThatHodder]

#Uxbridge English Dictionary (Italiano Edition)

Pestokill: A service for the removal of all pesto from your premises and immediate surrounding area.

#ImSorryIHaventA #Im_Sorry_I_Havent_A
@bbccomedy @BBCRadio4 @TheRealJackDee
@pestokil1 @GraemeGarden1

[Darren Hodder @ThatHodder]

@EricIdle Nice one centurion

[Darren Hodder @ThatHodder]

If you or I connect here and your opening gambit is an unsolicited sales pitch via a DM message then expect me to disconnect / unlink.

Thank you.

#in #LinkedOut #UnLinkedIn #Twitter #twitterx #x #fb #socialmedia

[Darren Hodder @ThatHodder]

Dear @tsb,

I am currently locked out of my account. You have sent me instructions via email but either the instructions are wrong, or your site is... #notworking.

Please let me know how I can regain access to my account before I get overdrawn.

#tsb #TheBankThatLikesToSayYes

[Darren Hodder @ThatHodder]

#gig #comedy #standup #standupcomedy #tonight #london

[romina puma @rominapuma]

Tonight

[Darren Hodder @ThatHodder]

Well this is scaremongering in the extreme... 🙄

https://t.co/HMHt6havCi

[Darren Hodder @ThatHodder]

I Truss the next few months will be a total disaster

[Darren Hodder @ThatHodder]

Someone just told me that I look like Paul McCartney. I can only assume they need an eye test.

[Darren Hodder @ThatHodder]

Sitting comfortably, Neo? Spare any room for us humans?

#neo #micio #cat #blackcat #neooftwitter #gatto

[Darren Hodder @ThatHodder]

Neo unimpressed with visitor...

https://t.co/T7D5qa8kzY

#cat #micio #gatto #blackcat #war #neocat

[Darren Hodder @ThatHodder]

Apparently today is #blackcatappreciationday

Neo doesn't much care but she does appreciate being back home after adventures in Italy & France

[Darren Hodder @ThatHodder]

Back in London, what's new?

https://t.co/roJTvsDnV4

[Esther Wiskerke @EstherWiskerke]

And laughter is also great for your wellbeing so why not come to @symbiosia Comedy in the Garden event on Sunday 4 Sept? Tickets via https://t.co/k3csDhRd92 Your attendance raises money for activity sessions for people living with #dementia @nateplant_exp @rominapuma and others

[Darren Hodder @ThatHodder]

Forst things forst...

#beer

[Darren Hodder @ThatHodder]

Tourist.

https://t.co/0mtaqn2Cri

#neocat #neo #gatto #micio #cat #Aperimicio

[Darren Hodder @ThatHodder]

I vote for Basil Fawlty to host the next Conservative Party leadership debate...

@JohnCleese

#fawlty #basilfawlty #fawltytowers #faint #fainted