coworker keeps deadnaming me when asking me for help so i just loudly went
“WHO?!”
and he immediately used the correct name
i love making a 40yr old father my good little pup
Approximately 40% of the federal budget goes to making sure 17yo 8th graders in cookie monster pajama pants have a fresh supply of Chromebooks to smash over each others heads in English class
In American slang we often refer to money as “benjamins” this is a subtle reference to Benjamin Netanyahu, an American folk figure who takes all of our money