MediocreMom™

I’m just a mediocre mom standing in front of my family, asking why everything is sticky and wet.

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Have a great day everyone! Oh except @BWWings. Buffalo Wild Wings can suck a giant dick.

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Can you put a bark collar on a 2 year old? Asking for myself.

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This morning, at 4am, I came out of my room to see that my 5yo had brought himself, his sister, and all of their bedding out onto the landing to “wait for dada” 🤡

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M: I don’t know anything bout the muffin man. Except he lives on Julie Ln. I know that.

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Next #meteorology question from my preschooler @bn9weather @weatherchannel @WeatherProf why is it cloudy? Does it always mean its going to rain?

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@weatherchannel Oh my gosh, thank you for responding! I will tell Miles the answer. 🥰

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Next #meteorology question from my preschooler @bn9weather @weatherchannel @WeatherProf can you get struck by lightning if you’re wearing rubber sandals?

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#meteorology question from my preschooler @bn9weather @weatherchannel @WeatherProf do you like lightning?

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@bn9weather @WeatherProf @weatherchannel #meteorology question from my preschooler: what is inside the tropical depression? Like in the middle.

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Next #meteorology question from my 4 year old: Does lightning spread everywhere? @bn9weather @WeatherProf

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Starting a new series called “questions from my preschooler” for #meteorologists. @ReedTimmerAccu @weatherprof How fast is lightning?

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@MrPetre2You 😂😂😂

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When I had kids, I did not anticipate how many questions I would have to field about trains.

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I certainly hope they’ll reconsider... #abortionrightsarehumanrights

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.@HBO and @Netflix, it’s time break the lease. https://t.co/Xr9g0SSb1p

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@robdelaney Was not prepared for this thirst trap 🥵

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@robdelaney Thank the lord.

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@michaelharriot Barack Obama?

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Me: what’s in your mouth??
4: just my germs.

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@Kanye868 Make them stay at a hotel in the first place.

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2.5 & 4: uh oh, spetty goes.