Wolfie

Creative Director at unnamed agency. Heavy Metal Hippie. Strong coffee, good whiskey, free WiFi.

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All the good tweets are already taken.

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@XcelEnergyCO You know it’s raining now, right?

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@XcelEnergyCO Nice boilerplate AI slop. Probably why your company runs so poorly.

Invest some of that record 1.3billion revenue in people, infrastructure and resources

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@XcelEnergyCO There is no reason you can’t restore power tomorrow and then shut off again Friday. A three day outage for a company that made 1.3 billion last year is unacceptable. Improve your infrastructure instead of loading your pockets.

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@yoda @molekuleair Why’d they do that?

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Someone reopen Bennigan’s. And call it Benniganagain’s.

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@4likh4n Welfare check on @KyleSiderius today

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@BeachsideWriter @copynights Had to search for the logo. Personally, the beach alone didn’t connect to the brand for me. Could’ve been almost any drink. Needs something to cue beer specifically. A lime.

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@ehdecker They really should’ve consulted us.

[Trent M. @tmac_307]

So Michael Malone continues to add to his legend as head coach of the @nuggets. He got a tattoo of Maxie the Miner holding the Larry O’Brien trophy. Shoutout to Mike Diaz from Triple W Tattoo who gave Malone his new ink. @DNVR_Nuggets @AltitudeSR #MileHighBasketball

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@mkobach Depends on the salary transparency laws (which I’m for, by the way). Many agencies won’t hire in Denver because of it. Also, Denver’s tax laws regarding remote work have scared away quite a few companies.

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Im pretty sure #cannes is made up.

Some experience manager dreamt it up as an activation and it got out of hand.

The irony is, it probably won a Titanium Lion.

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Lebron: “im still better than 90-95% of the NBA.”

*gets swept in WCF*

By NBA math, that means the 5-10% is all the Denver Nuggets.

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@ehdecker What’s number 4?

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@SteveStaeger @DENAirport Flying southwest?

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Cauliflower is catfishing us. We think we’re eating pizza or Buffalo wings and it’s like, SIKE. Enjoy your fake white broccoli food.

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@thatrealmaya Air purifier time, bro

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@ehdecker That’s nuts

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I’ve been on this thing for 14 years? #MyTwitterAnniversary

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Okay, hear me out.
Postal Service 🤝 Post Malone.