Christopher Zito

Making verifiably poor decisions since 1998.

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@jwhittenbergK5 Pagliacci’s

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@jwhittenbergK5 @GCRmag You think those prices are crazy… you should check out the pie rates of the Caribbean!

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@AlexNBCLA It’s really just a safety measure.

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@drewharmon I love the choice of Steve Jobs book over toilet paper!!!

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

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We’re @jp_crawford days away! Retweet for a chance to win a J.P. Nike replica jersey! #SeaUsRise

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I have it on good authority that @RozierReports loves nothing more than to be hugged by random people. Especially during his live hits!!!

[Jordan Wilkerson @JordanWtv]

People in news work very hard…crazy hours, holidays, weekends. News never ends. You can turn it off, but we can’t. It’s hard on us, too (part of the reason I switched to feature/hosting). We may not all agree on the news of the day, just know we work hard for YOU. 😉

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

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5️⃣ days until Opening Day, so we’re giving away 5️⃣ pairs of tickets to our opening homestand!

Retweet for your chance to win. #SeaUsRise

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

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7️⃣ days until Opening Day! But who’s counting? Retweet for a shot to win one of seven @MarinerMoose Funko Pop! collectibles. #SeaUsRise

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@jwhittenbergK5 Why is it that it’s purposely mis-spelled!?!? Why part of speech in what ever language created this word equates “geo” with “gooey”. This is even more egregious than “Favre” being pronounced “Farv”. C-A-T?…. No, I’m sorry it’s actually pronounced haberdashery!

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@BenDeryKARE11 Isn’t that your kid’s middle name!?

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@Ten0fDiamonds @Rebecca_Perry @NewDayNW Wait… that’s not just Uber Black?!? I’m changing that driver’s rating post-haste!

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@drewharmon Just remember the “pivot!”

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@BenDeryKARE11 … I get it now 🤣

[Amanda Weinstein @ProfWeinstein]

Hudson mayor thinks ice fishing leads to prostitution! Put your poles away boys!*

*Same guy who thinks creative writing classes are child pornography.

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@SklarBrothers That would certainly explain why they had to toss back to the studio for the traffic report.

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@drewharmon It’s like the prequel to The Highlander franchise.

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@ChrisEgan5 What is this a four team league?!?