Oisín

Usually a parody of myself | @O_de_Burner

[Oisín @The1OnTheLeft]

This is my pinned tweet. Do not like it. This only exists to keep me humble.

[Paddy Raff @paddyraffcomedy]

Describing a Toblerone to someone who’s never had one before

[A Nations League Once Again @ANLOAPod]

"It's the kind of thing that'd put you off England, isn't it?"

[Jacob @LFCJacobb]

Do guys no longer remember Dick Advocaat saving Sunderland from relegation in 2015 💔💔💔💔💔

[jake @wormpuller]

Piece of shit centrist

[🌽🌽 Erica, The White Trash Socialist 🌽🌽™️ @herosnvrdie69]

Let’s go spurs

[Oisín @The1OnTheLeft]

@JackOfNoFades do you work for NPR?

[Seán @seandw14]

My internal monologue every time I read this Notts County sponsor

[Adam Crafton @AdamCrafton_]

A sensible decision based on years of evidence?

[Bobby Eaton Da Pussy @AidanThaGod]

RIP Chris Benoit you would have loved Tung Tung Tung Sahur

[Nat 🏳️‍🌈 @gendahdefendah]

@mirann_darrow

[Oisín @The1OnTheLeft]

We have one of the all-time great nominative determinism opportunities here if Sackman would just call a vote of no confidence on Starmer

[Sky News @SkyNews]

"We need to go with the plan, not with the mood."

Justice Minister Sarah Sackman says she believes Sir Keir Starmer will lead Labour in the next general election.

https://t.co/tQEWvv1ELD

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

[Oisín @The1OnTheLeft]

Everton may well have handed Arsenal the league tonight AND could relegate Spurs on the final day

[Oisín @The1OnTheLeft]

I feel an almost paternal affinity for Richarlison whenever I watch him play. I only want good things for him (and bad things for his Spurs).

[Oisín @The1OnTheLeft]

For all we know there could be an irish bluesky where there's talk of a gay café, stephen donnelly talking about trampolines and aaron and alison posting happily ever afters

[JJ Bull @jj_bull]

Yes. Yesssss. Yeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssss

[Psychotic Rapist @PsychoticRape]

@thisisokaymaybe Uh oh! You've just critiqued power! Chud alert!

[IandrewDiceClay @IANdrewDiceClay]

"Shut the fuck up" chants towards Sami Zayn and "Thank You Vince" chants from the same crowd last night.

You got the audience you deserve in the end.

[Colin Millar @Millar_Colin]

All four Champions League semi-finalists have existing sponsorship deals with Visit Rwanda: the tourism board of the nation ranked 143rd in GDP per capita globally.

[Otto Von Biz Markie @wittgenfine]

“I’m Johnny Knoxville and this is just be yourself and go up and talk to her”

[Zito @_Zeets]

The NBA awards situation with the minimum games required rule is such a good example of why means testing is terrible. Try so much to punish a few people unnecessarily and end up ruining the entire thing.