Stephen Newhand

VA, Writer, Musician

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@ADoseofBuckley @FrankfortDarryl He's still plastered too, had to have AI write his post.

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@roachkoach

If you guys need newer albums to do, check out scoring the end of the world by motionless in white, and popular monster by falling in reverse. Last one will definitely got some controversial takes!

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@roachkoach
Forgive me if this has been addressed already, but I'm working my way through the back catalog on Spotify and I've noticed episode 308 and 334 are missing

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Oren survives alone.
No banner. No brotherhood. No mercy.

If Solid Snake walked a medieval road and carried the rage of The Hound, you’d get something close.

The Unwoven Sceptre is available now.
https://t.co/7k3JAgDCNE

#EpicFantasy #AntiHero #BrokenProtagonist #LoneWolf

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48k words into the next book! So excited to bring this out of the shadows!
#romantasy #darkfantasy #PetalsandPoison #TwistedHeartsAndDarkness

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@614clinton For everyone trying to figure it out. Its a seeing eye dog. The surgery failed, and he's blind.

You can repay me by buying my book
https://t.co/uQnF4vY10X

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@BuffaloBills You fired the wrong fucking guy. If we had wide receivers who could catch a turd dropping into a toilet we would've blown out the Broncos.
I dont recall McD saying WRs "aren't a priority".
Fuck Beane. I bet he's secretly a Chiefs fan.

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@UrinatingTree Maybe they're waiting for him to hire a coach, and then show him the door too?

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Getting kind of of sick of Yungblud getting shoved down my throat. He's dollar store brand Billy Idol and doesn't know how to spell his name.

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If I had a dollar for every day I didnt get to write this book, I'd have a lot more time to sit down and write this book.

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@trustcoband
Your Love, More Than a Dream?
You guys going for a style change, or someone hack your spotify?

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@DeathMetalV Is this loss?

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@gamestop I don't see bodily organs on that list

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@CTWpod Yes.

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@JoshCashman_ Big if true

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@CTWpod
Can't lose to the chiefs in the playoffs if the chiefs dont make it to the playoffs!

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@breakingbenj

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@ADoseofBuckley So you're stating they're all still at... Heaven's Gate?

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Last week: "vaccines cause autism"
This week: "tylenol causes autism"
Next week: "the only way to prevent autism is forcing your kid to work 18 hours shifts in a coal mine"