My Friends Call Me Bacon

Bacon enthusiast. Seeker of common sense. Member of the Church of Occam's Razor.

[voided @voided]

My AliExpress delivery guy crossing the strait of Hormuz to deliver my $3 package.

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The what organization?!

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

Five men - two aged 22, and others aged 24, 27, and 39 - suffered a range of injuries in the attack last night. None are life threatening

The Muslim Engagement and Development organisation said that several of those injured were Muslim

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@HistoryWJacob American football is low scoring too ya numbnuts, you just use variables of 6 and 3 instead of of 1. 28-21 is just 4-3…

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@natale85761 @Justalurke35517 I mean have you been to Paris anytime in the last 2 decades?

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@DRangeley You’re right. My b.

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@CohhCarnage Parkour

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@zo_demalia Are there any players you admire or like? Maybe start there…

[chesa @alanchesa95]

el 10 de haití cuando vea que en el cooling break les dan agua potable

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@ThatG4m Pirlo

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@DjOmegaMVP Can’t even spell his name right…

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I find it really weird for a fan to say “I hate these hydration breaks” at the World Cup.

Yeah let’s all get onboard with some good old fashioned heat strokes!!!

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@damzychillin Pirlo…

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@TJStats Yall got a whole month for a holiday with parades. You’re celebrated more than veterans according to the calendar. Look in the mirror.

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@BasilTheGreat Ah darn. Guess they all gotta flock to Estonia now where they don’t have the “no-no genital protection spells”… yet

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@therobbieharvey Ghetto comes in all colors. We’re tired of ghetto.

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REYNA! #USAMNT #BMG

[Waffle House @WaffleHouse]

bacon is just straight up good for the soul

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@MsAngieV82 Well let’s be precise. “Stand your ground” and “stand someone else’s ground” are different concepts. Physically speaking.

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@grantmcauley Man didn’t have an offseason. What should we expect. Played in Venezuela then the classic… 🤷‍♂️