The Balf

Founder James Arthur hate club, despises unions and all things feminist. still liberal minded though.

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Proper specialist subjects tonight #mastermind

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@allenanalysis I’m Scottish and I’ve never heard of the comedian point being?

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Austin Healey, there are two Chiefs teams. Several players on the pitch play for both.
#engvfij

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The taxpayer funds this rubbish? Another reason to cancel the woke broadcaster. Goodbye BBC #bbcglobaleye

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As a neutral, this ref is a fucking disgrace #chevFul

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@AliceSLondon The hypocrisy.
Thank you for restoring faith in my thoughts that the younger generation (including my own children) are being indoctrinated by a left wing, woke society. I am not far right but I have fought and served this great country. Ive earned the right for this outburst.

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@CalumMillerLD You sir, are delusional.

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.@HeathrowExpress pathetic. Why even start engineering works when you knew for months that the M25 would be closed. Absolute idiots.

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@GrahamSmith_ get a life you prat. Writing a book at 12 yrs old - wtf, you have as much experience as my left toe.
Get a job, pay your taxes and stop sponging. #CEOmyArse #Fantasyworld #getaproperjob #GrowUp

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@Finnair what is the email address at Finnair to discuss lost baggage?

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#Anointed poor choice of word by the #bbcnews idiot reporter

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.@DHLParcelUK Automated services, no humans, put into a death spiral of virtual assistants and menu options. Improve your game guys. I want my package back as I cannot rely on DHL

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.@DHLParcelUK This company is not geared up for the yr 2000 never mind 2021. No communication. Lack of interest in assisting customers. I cannot even speak to someone to collect my parcel to give to another courier service that may actually deliver!!!!Now 18hrs with no response

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.@DHLGlobal This company is not geared up for the yr 2000 never mind 2021. No communication. Lack of interest in assisting customers. I cannot even speak to someone to collect my parcel to give to another courier service that may actually deliver!!!!!!!!!

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.@dhlexpressuk This company is not geared up for the yr 2000 never mind 2021. No communication. Lack of interest in assisting customers. I cannot even speak to someone to collect my parcel to give to another courier service that may actually deliver!!!!!!!!!

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.@dhlexpressuk still no response via Facebook msgr or Twitter. Absolutely appalling service. Not had a response to ask to get my package back so I can book another courier. Recommend people stay away from this company.

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.@dhlexpressuk how do I speak to a human or someone via live chat regarding my shipment? Automated voice service and live chat link not working. Absolutely appalling service

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#PanamaPapers Programme circumstantial at best, let’s get those that can’t be arsed getting a life all worked up about those that can do #woke #bbc

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.@fountainhead Oh no. Another pub off the list. Just had drinks at @fountainheadpub. All I wanted was a Heinie and a proper burger, loved their Brighton Blue, now gone 100% vegan. #farewell

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.@JonAshworth “The single biggest threat to that is ministerial incompetence” Really, the opposition are just a bunch of idiots led by a moron.