The Betchelor

The irony is we watch all of our shows the next day online. This does not change the fact that we are hilarious.

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@WellsAdams keep doing what you're doing #drunkrecaps #teamwells

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@PaceCase YOU WILL LOVE THIS as well as the rest of the universe. https://t.co/3ztzon4mcN

also, I swear I am not a creep.

#Bachelorette

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Also here to continue the fun just FYI

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Literally only here to let @PaceCase how much her @thebachelorabc recaps make me #LOL at the most inappropriate moments. #keepitUP

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Drew wins for best death stare. #thebachelorette

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I'm #cryinginside and outside.

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I wish Chris Harrison was in that speedo #mmmm #thebachelorette

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Brad, so #shafted #thebachelorette

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Come on Brad, Des ain't no beard. #thebachelorette

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Jonathan, as a lawyer you should know sexual harrassment is punishable by death...maybe #fantasysuitefailjonathan

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@BacheloretteABC Desiree mentioned her love for camping and roadtripping...#tobeexpected she was homeless and lived in her car

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The #Bachelorette truly shows how much guys can be girls. #drama

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Ben=Tierra #bachelornation #bachelorette

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I smell a heartbreak and a new Bachelor on the horizon...Brandon #batchelornation

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The band has arrived! @USCTMB @croman @TheMoment_USA #TheMoment

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Ya'll better watch The Moment on USA, look out for the USC Marching Band! @croman653

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I wonder what the failure rate of dipping is #bachelornation

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There's no crying on the @BacheloretteABC @bachelornation

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I want Des to keep Juan Pablo long just to keep hearing her say "Juan Pablo" @BacheloretteABC @bachelornation

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#fantasysuitefailjonathon