Bojangles🐔

[Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper]

Women today on a first date in her 30s: "I hope our horoscopes align, and my energy crystals say he is husband material"

Men today on a first date in his 30s: "I hope she doesn't have a dick"

[Codie Sanchez @Codie_Sanchez]

You eventually start to realize, no job is safe.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

One of the dumbest things ever

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

Raising a kid who gets this excited to get a 20 year old Toyota Corolla is a job well done

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

🚨More insane footage coming out of Kamchatka, Russia where they have had the largest snowfall in 130 years.😳

[Suzee Q @SusieM414141]

This is especially true in Minnesota!!!

[Kurtis Allen 🎙️ @kurtisallen]

Ryan Seacrest actively trying to help Kathy Hilton play Wheel of Fortune is like the real-life version of Celebrity Jeopardy on SNL.

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

This is what happens when you dont pay your contractor: 😲

[NRM84 @Mappy6984]

The waiver is just a death contract

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The whole process of the fishy smell entering the nose, reaching the brain, and making the cat's eyes widen. ❤️

[tiway🦋💙 @sitiwayyy]

That’s how mattress density works. Which one would you choose? 🛌

[Gun Lovers Club @GunloverClub1]

Driver Jason Arrington gets pulled over for running a red light, tells the officers right away he's legally carrying a concealed Glock .45, and stays totally calm and compliant the whole time.

Female officer Mindy Cardwell tries to take the gun out of his holster for 'officer safety,' struggles with it, puts her finger on the trigger, and ends up shooting him in the leg.

The department fired her for the mistake and changed their policy,no more taking guns from people who are legally carrying unless there's an actual threat.

[naiive @naiivememe]

When I get reincarnated, you won't know it's me but there will be signs...

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

A custom zipper net allowing seals to be safely captured and have fishing lines removed

[RussiaNews 🇷🇺 @mog_russEN]

🚨⚡️In Russia, raising an owl is a common tradition, as it is seen as a friendly pet that enjoys closeness and cuddles with its owner and is known for its strong loyalty. In Russian culture, the owl is also considered a symbol of wisdom, intelligence, and knowledge!

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Just found out about Monkey Bar Kicking Fights.... and it's a masterpiece

[Ross Ulbricht @RealRossU]

Oops...the first thing I try to do on X and I screw it up! I accidentally deleted my last post about taking over the account:

6.5 years ago my wife created this X account to give me my voice back. All this time, she relayed my messages to you word for word. Starting now, MY fingertips are on the keyboard!

Here we are, one week after my release, our prayers finally answered.

[Rajat Soni, CFA @Rajatsoni]

Home prices will rise forever in terms of fiat currencies

Home prices will fall forever in terms of Bitcoin

[@amuse @amuse]

I sure hope someone was recording that…🤣