Michael Clarke

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

@Middlesex_CCC Pity those of us watching it on the YouTube stream missed it due to what looks like a MarkScan Enforcement takedown...

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

@Middlesex_CCC Geddes/Sharma.

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

@Middlesex_CCC Incredible 10 balls. No need to rush the win.

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

@terrymynott We *need* some of dem Attenborough Diaries. Bet him and O'Toole would have had a great night at Nathaniel's...

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

@howdoharry Ouch

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

@NoContextBrits You mofos need to try these mofos. Piper's Longhorn Beef. So good.

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

@JimHanner @balconyshirts Take to the STAGE, and guess their AGE, to win their WAGE!

*You're welcome.

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

@balconyshirts As a logical person capable of reading and following instructions this all looks good, makes sense, and I feel empowered to pick a product, upload my design and order online. Doubtless there will be people who are angered by your choice of colours and fonts and will shout loudly.

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

@CountBinface Agent 47 disguised as the Easter Bunny for the Hitman 'Sabre Tooth Bunny's achievement...

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

@Middlesex_CCC Great match, and a hard fought win. Good to see the energy and drive for taking wickets when fielding.

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

@CountyChamp So of course it will drizzle all day.

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

Ignore vitriolic @starwars fanboys and @Ubisoft haters; @StarWarsOutlaws is an incredible open-world adventure, with a story expertly woven between Episodes V and VI, side quests that reference Star Wars lore past present and future, and some epic cameo character appearances...

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

@SixNationsRugby Probably not many takers this year...

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

@englandcricket No @Bess_heath_ ? 😔

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

@fesshole Bros before hoes.

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

@balconyshirts Now mount an NFC payment unit that auto charges anyone holding their [debit|credit] card enabled mobile close enough...

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

@howdoharry Maybe they're digging the potholes to get the material for the speed bumps...

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

@demagog_studio @YouTube @shaneberry This is how it is meant to be heard.

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

Hi @UPS_UK, you missed two of your scheduled delivery days, both of which I was available. Now when I try to be helpful by suggesting a day you might actually manage and for which I can again be available, your website wants to charge me £5. By that logic, you already owe me £10.

[Michael Clarke @TheBigKnight]

@SoVeryBritish Fresh out of the bunch.