Thomas Hersh

Sports and metal. Frontman for @MegadextriaBand.

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

He's not wrong guys I was stabbing my ass cheeks and crab walking while I demanded he and David chew candy bars and feed me like a baby bird

[skinz @jonnyskinz]

.@TheBigSqueezy lost his mind at my house today. someone get him on meds ok

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

Shoutout to my cousin @SupuhTyler for starting this trend he's been slangin jugs of water around since my freshman year of college

[Page Six @PageSix]

Gigantic water bottles are the ridiculous new celebrity 'It' accessory https://t.co/vl35aynwJT

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

@SupuhTyler end me

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

I got $1400 for anyone willing to hit me with their car or truck

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

Really wish someone would kick my ass and take my lunch money

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

Big shoutout to hey buddy todd aka Mr front yard fire pit aka whoops his ol lady in the front yard aka white trash low class for calling the fucking cops on me for working on my own truck in my own driveway punch my ass cheeks and slap my back fat yeehaw I'm #madonline

[wint @dril]

*steps up to mic; booed immediately* geico commericals are tthis generation's pink floyd **boos get louder** can anyone help me find my car

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

I'm drunk as hell using the angle grinder rip to my fingers fershur

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

Dinner of champions

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

I really need a big block Chevy in my life

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

I was drunk when I tweeted this but now sober Thomas is doubling down on it

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

Unpopular opinion but I've eaten dog biscuits before and they're not that bad

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

Britnies mad at me for saying it but it's the truth

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

Unpopular opinion but I've eaten dog biscuits before and they're not that bad

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

@SupuhTyler Jesus H motherfucking goddam christ man these nazi fucks make me sick

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

@Derrickshveiza big mood

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

@J_Swizzy42 Ngl I love me some Christmas but the second it turns January 1st I'm ready for spring and summer

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

@jonnyskinz U heard me bro he's dummy thicc n that beard too YOWZA

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

Kenny Loggins can split my hams anyday

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

@J_Swizzy42 I told her we're gonna have to watch it this weekend because that's unacceptable

[Thomas Hersh @TheBigSqueezy]

there is a god