Ben Evans

work in HPC storage. Love to cook, run and play games.

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@SamSykesSwears @yahtzeemaybe I don't know if it was mentioned or I haven't hit it yet, but is a hivemages barter multiple personalities?

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@JoCoCruise I would polymorph myself into an iguana and have a kobald familiar named Nigel to carry me around and speak for me.

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The complete hardbound OED.
https://t.co/xzPnhNGPCn

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@Brian27843245 @TerribleMaps Melbourne.

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@Hoos1492 I kept reading this as 'bivalve'. I have no idea what that says about me.

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@tobinezumi42 @JoCoCruise @KristianNairn solemn yarrr

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@LiveBoston617 @universalhub this really doesn't make clear who did the shooting.

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@caudelac @kairyssdal nope, that's 2+ months

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@notNksanymore @JoCoCruise

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@speakboylese but if you've got a huge fuck-off sword, who is going to actually say that?

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@robertjbennett but the best series have a finite plot and end Breaking Bad is a prime example. Ones that don't get worse as time goes on.

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@PeterBowdenLive damn, if I was in better shape I could show up for team Greenspeed

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@scalzi I'd be interested in yes/no voting myself. Slightly more predictable, but room for consensus candidates.

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@petersagal boot to the head

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@OfficeBob happened to me, the recording was THERE HAS BEEN A FIRE REPORTED ON YOUR FLOOR! Like we'd won a prize or something.

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@monkeyhive @ID_AA_Carmack thanks! It felt intuitively ok for simple cases, but wrong generally. But I haven't matched in years.

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@isaacsher that's the super star destroyer buried underneath the city, like the space battle ship yamoto

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@scalzi @FedEx just invite the driver in for dinner?

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@SarahMackAttack there's an axe throwing place down on Market st.