Guys that work at weed dispensaries are like “No bro I swear it’s not gonna feel like you’ve been wrapped with bandages and locked in a sarcophagus for 2 thousand years” meanwhile the strain is named The Mummy’s Curse Comes True
"una de cal y otra de arena" y yo por que iba a querer cal o arena genuinamente no las voy a usar. por que no puede ser una de leche y otra de galletas
when i get anxious for no reason i know it’s because my parallel in another dimension is engaging in a skirmish of some sort. i channel my energy in these moments to give him the fortitude to be victorious
if my girl 😇🥰😍 and ROD OF AGES 🤑🤩 are both drowning 💦😫🌊 and i can only save one 😌☝️1️⃣ you can catch me at my girl's funeral 😷☠️⚰️ stacking 🤣🥞📚 20 HEALTH ⛑️ 20 MANA 🥶 AND 4 ABILITY POWER