Brett Moran

Personal quasi-professional CrossFit trainer and Blockchain day trader. Don’t not @ me w/ bitcoin questions (I’m already a billionaire)

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@bryanm39 No

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@sweetwaterbrew bought this from a @TotalWine in Fairfax VA about 5 days after the BIEB date. Makes me sad, love your beer

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@AmazonHelp This doesn’t explain what happened to the package or why it wasn’t delivered. It’s just a very vague corporate-speak response. Nicely done

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@AmazonHelp can you tell me why this order was canceled?

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@AmazonHelp

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@bryanm39 Jordy is so mad she’s not even speaking

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@HMDatMI snuck an Onion piece into @WSJ #welldone #Trump2020

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

From @WSJOpinion: Donald Trump isn’t the one dividing us by race. He hardly mentions it, while his adversaries are obsessed with "whiteness" and "white privilege," writes Heather Mac Donald. https://t.co/0PsypbRygM

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@bryanm39 @minakimes Kinda looks like a weirder u

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@itsjustChrisnow No it is not

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Announcement comes after market close so ownership could dump stock. Well played, Yanks... https://t.co/7y37ftaOJs

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

Statement from the New York Yankees regarding Papa John's:

“In response to the reprehensible remarks made by Papa John’s founder and owner, the New York Yankees are suspending their relationship with the company.”

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55 days worth of recommended sugar intake in 6 mins #youarefreakingoutMAN https://t.co/zpoyZ1A8qM

[Darren Rovell @darrenrovell]

The great Joey Chestnut ate 257 Donettes in six minutes to win the contest hosted today by Hostess. 257 Donettes = 17,562 calories & 1,114 grams of sugar. He took home $4,000 for finishing in first.

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Unlike many a fine wines, this isn’t really aging well... https://t.co/JEwn0vfg6z

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Perhaps @BarackObama's biggest shortcoming as President is he failed to unite the country.

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Word?! Added to cart! https://t.co/V409H3idbJ

[Barry Ritholtz @Ritholtz]

Hello,

We're writing about the order you placed on December 19, 2017 (Order# XXXXX). The item(s) you ordered is not yet released. We will notify you of a specific delivery date when one is available.

June 05, 2018

https://t.co/nsjTzLgmrM

[Brett Moran @TheBrettMoran]

Kinda like how Kim Jong Un played Augusta and shot an 18? https://t.co/YmQJCnNtM3

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

North Korean hacker teams ranked first, second and third of 7,600 in a world-wide competition https://t.co/mPLvLQmX4V

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@xoxoLizzle Haha just messing with you. Hope the wedding was great, and that you’re doing well. Cute kid too, btw

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@xoxoLizzle That is confirmed. Hanging out w some British people tonight and they asked why people care about those cun£s, they’d rather watch soccer. I told them it was bc of sick f*ucks like you

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Chicken dinner... #thisweddingis https://t.co/8H9K847tI9

[trey wingo @wingoz]

If we’re honest... there’s a little Brian Morris in all of us https://t.co/5wjC5fDhxl

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Quitting time, everyone. Today’s winner... you can go home now https://t.co/Em5ZGYkRmr

[USA TODAY @USATODAY]

Man accused of driving lawn mower drunk, cutting someone else's grass. https://t.co/55JeodguT8

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Here's why there's no such thing as a true 'Benchmark' using any Index - Survivorship Bias will also be a factor due to the nature of a capitalistic economy https://t.co/v3NMhaWy62

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Fewer than 12% of Fortune 500 companies included in 1955 were still on the list 62 years later in 2017, and 88% of companies from 1955 have either gone bankrupt, merged with another firm, or have fallen from the top Fortune 500 companies. —@HumanProgress https://t.co/a2EiijqGM2