The (Former) Cashier Slave

Just a miserable former retail servant tweeting the grocery store struggle. If you relate to any of these tweets, I’m sorry. Instagram: @thecashierslave

[The (Former) Cashier Slave @TheCashierSlave]

Give us raises, get rid of shitty lazy micro-managers, stop letting customers verbally abuse us, stop hiring only for part time positions that you schedule 39 hours so you don’t have to pay health insurance, stop scheduling us 6 days a week. It’s not rocket science damn.

[RetailWire @retailwire]

#Retail has a problem with burnout. What can employers do to fix it?
https://t.co/lm5rxh0cCN

[The (Former) Cashier Slave @TheCashierSlave]

@RatherBeGulfing

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had

[The (Former) Cashier Slave @TheCashierSlave]

@ask_aubry I really hope those jurors know about jury nullification

[Andrew Lawrence @ndrew_lawrence]

the reason republicans keep losing elections is bc theyre a bunch of weird freaks pushing terrible policy everyone hates

[Bailey Sarian @BaileySarian]

One holiday season, when I worked at Best Buy, a lady tried to return an Alvin and the Chipmunks - Chip Wrecked DVD. When I told her she couldn't return it (Best Buy rules), I'd never seen someone turn so ugly and loud. Then she *threw* the DVD at my head. lol? A few moments later, she asked for the DVD back then left.

When I worked at Sephora, a lady wanted to buy Nars Orgasm blush, and she was so upset with ME when it was out of stock- as if I was hoarding them in my basement. She told me I ruined Christmas for her daughter but included more *colorful* words. Then she kinda spit on my shoes..? It was weird, had to be there.

I've got stories for days…Anyways, be nice to retail workers and just workers in general. Holidays can be rough. Act like a grown-up and keep it together. Maybe throw a fit once you get home or in your car.

Tuesday toilet advice for you. xx

[The (Former) Cashier Slave @TheCashierSlave]

@CatieOsaurus In a super special spot you placed it in so you would “definitely remember where it is” and “not lose it.”

[The (Former) Cashier Slave @TheCashierSlave]

@LadyJayPersists Can’t imagine why women don’t want to date him.

[James Surowiecki @JamesSurowiecki]

Donald Trump's campaign spokesman tweeting that his boss just committed a federal crime by buying a gun while under felony indictment.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

boy math is when he does the oil changes and snow shoveling and she does the cooking and laundry and he decides they have equal workloads because they both do two chores

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Your religion does not prohibit me from anything. It prohibits you.

Learn the difference.

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

Maybe it’s just me but if you’re mad the government suggested you wear a mask to prevent the spread of a deadly disease but fine with government telling women they have to take a pregnancy test just to travel between states, “government overreach” isn’t really your problem.

[Danny Gold @DGisSERIOUS]

Elon’s trajectory is so wild, man. What a lesson for loud nerds everywhere. 3 years ago he’s a highly revered Tony Stark figure. Can have anything he wants. Decides he wants to enter the culture war. Now he’s a Nazi sympathizing, war crime enabling least funny pick me dork who millions hate.

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

Is Topher Grace the only normal person from that show?

[mitch fleming @fleMitchfilm]

Finding out Topher Grace was always given shit for not wanting to hang out with the rest of the cast outside of filming is kind of assuring to me that he might actually be a relatively decent person lol.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

ashton kutcher co-founding a campaign to end child trafficking but writing letters of support for his serial rapist bestie is such a great encapsulation of the way people love to fight against their imaginary idea of what abuse is but not what it actually is

[The (Former) Cashier Slave @TheCashierSlave]

@ask_aubry The way I’d be filing for divorce.

[TaxBillionaires @Twylus]

@vanillaopinions Remember to honor our nations heritage