Christopher Shearin

I'm an author, a blogger, a husband, and a dad. And a big ol' nerd.

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We are now at the point in Thanksgiving where we've all been saying, "We're about to head out" for an hour and a half.

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Hey @MichaelJBeckham where you at? Haven't seen one of your insane and wonderful videos in a while.

[Jon Stewart @jonstewart]

Congratulations @trooper1999 and Rosie @Burnpit360 for your incredible Supreme Court victory!!! Proud to share some tears of joy with you today!!!

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@borbalabranch My early English teachers taught me to alllllways use a comma before because. I have since learned to ignore most of what I was taught in public schools.

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Good stuff!

[Ali Herring (open to queries in limited genres) @HerringAli]

#querytip querying authors, in your bio if you don't have writing accolades, I still love knowing your day job and some tidbit about you. I read samples first and if I go back to your query, that's often missing (probably to keep things short). I mean, give me a sentence or two!

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@lora_pora Why can I hear this meme?

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@amberkgoodwin @MitchellHamline WOOT! Have a "great job!" From a stranger on the internet!

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#RenewFinalSpace one of the best sci-fi shows since Firefly. Bring it back!

[Olanverse Facts @FinalFacts]

#RenewFinalSpace trending party is a go! And this video is the perfect way to start it!! #FinalSpace

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@Kiera_Rayy I prefer hardback, but only because it makes me feel like a wizard studying ancient knowledge.

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I just asked my son, "what wisdom do you have for me from your 5 years of life?"

He said, "2+2 is 4, 3+3 is 6, and 20... Is a number."

Too true, buddy.

Too true.

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@borbalabranch Magnanimous

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I'm back baby!! Got a new phone and forgot all my passwords, so I took a break from my socials. Came back and deleted a crazy aunt or two. Life is good now.

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Watching a #scifi movie set in 2049. They drive up a brand new car from the 90's.

Me: that car would be an ancient antique!

My 4 y/o: like you.

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Most of my time editing is spent thinking, "how can I say this better?" And googling, "synonym for..."

#WritingCommunity

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@klhicks912 I find it difficult to write.

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Just watched #dontlookupnetflix and man... I mean Idiocracy was funny because it was a bit of hyperbole, but this was too dang close to life to be funny.

Truth be told I ended up rooting for the comet.

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Merry Christmas everyone! Especially #WritingCommunity literally the best community on Twitter!

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Why is it whenever I'm having car issues the guy on the phone, or the internet, or the app will quote me a very reasonable price. Then not an hour later I get a phone call, "oh it's actually going to be $200 more than we said." Every friggin time.

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Tonight, major thunderstorm warning. I hear a buzzing sound outside. Could be the tornado sirens, but it's too quiet. So I head outside. Wind is going crazy, tree limbs are flying around, and my neighbor is outside with a leaf blower "clearing" his driveway.