Colin O'Brien

People think because I am Irish that I tell bullshit stories and drink a lot. Bang on.

[Colin O'Brien @TheColinOBrien]

The first time I heard 'buffalo wings' I was like, "Wha? That doesn't make any sense!", but I have never questioned 'chicken fingers'.

[Colin O'Brien @TheColinOBrien]

@Daddymakk sounds British.

[Colin O'Brien @TheColinOBrien]

@paullanglois101 just realized when you asked if 'that story was true' you probably did not mean the Shamu story!

[Colin O'Brien @TheColinOBrien]

@realDonaldTrump she hated everything you are, and everything you stand for...you may have fooled 100k bots, but you can't fool the people.

[Colin O'Brien @TheColinOBrien]

This June 19th in Ottawa - supporting MADD!
https://t.co/61FtTrnCwO

[Colin O'Brien @TheColinOBrien]

The sun came up this morning, but I think it's just being ironic.
#IronicSun

[Comedy Nest @comedynest]

Catch A Very Comedy Nest St Patrick's Day on Sunday March 20th! 8pm $15/$10st info/tix: https://t.co/b2fnu6rfPh

[Comedy Nest @comedynest]

Only 7 days until A Very Comedy Nest St Patrick's Day! 8pm $15/$10st info/tix: https://t.co/b2fnu6rfPh

[Colin O'Brien @TheColinOBrien]

Is it just me, or does every speech from Donald Trump sound like another episode of Bad Lip Reading?

#Trump2016
#DonaldTrump

[Colin O'Brien @TheColinOBrien]

Teaching my 8 year old about online gaming. Already he has perfected typing, "LOOK AT THE MINI MAP YOU FUCKING NOOB!!"

[Colin O'Brien @TheColinOBrien]

#ToiletTweets - you know it's a thing... https://t.co/AaxDXf4uxO

[Colin O'Brien @TheColinOBrien]

Last chance to catch myself and the perpetually naked @mikestorck*

*nudity not guaranteed, but probable https://t.co/NX8MFNXtlx

[Absolute Comedy TOR @absolutecomedy]

Tonight! Headliner @mikestorck with @SimonCadel, @TheColinOBrien and host @benmathaicomedy! 8pm! $10! 416-486-7700 to reserve! #ComedyTO

[Absolute Comedy TOR @absolutecomedy]

Tonight! Headliner @mikestorck with @CraigFayComedy, @TheColinOBrien and host @benmathaicomedy! 8:30pm! $10! 416-486-7700! #ComedyTO

[Colin O'Brien @TheColinOBrien]

Torontonians! Come out for a great night of laughs at Absolute Comedy! https://t.co/Fd5GtAPRhb

[Absolute Comedy TOR @absolutecomedy]

Don't miss this week! Headliner @mikestorck with @TheColinOBrien and host @benmathaicomedy! 416-486-7700 to reserve! #ComedyTO

[Colin O'Brien @TheColinOBrien]

"What? That was the easy part? Oh crap."
- Justin #Trudeau

[Colin O'Brien @TheColinOBrien]

@thedonkelly @Mike_Hutchins0n @YukYuksOttawa @KarenJMacD @GHoustonComedy @mesdky09

Is this why I've been bombing for nine years?!

[Yuk Yuk's Comedy Club Ottawa @YukYuksOttawa]

Tonight! We have a fantastic Launching Pad show hosted by @thedonkelly and featuring super fabulous @KarenJMacD!

[Colin O'Brien @TheColinOBrien]

I am a casual football fan, which means I just end up hoping for whoever has the ball. #NFL

[Colin O'Brien @TheColinOBrien]

Taking a pitch on a 3-2 count takes balls. More specifically, eyeballs.
#BlueJays

[Comedy Nest @comedynest]

Happening now: special guest @TheColinOBrien making a room full of new fans.

[Colin O'Brien @TheColinOBrien]

Slipped at the top of the stairs. I think I just found out that my last words are going to be, "OH SHIT!"