GloRilla Biscuits

Show me someone who will march forward when the smoke clears

[GloRilla Biscuits @TheColostomizer]

Seeing Reality Denied in a tiny venue makes you braver than the troops

[Caber’s Mohawk @CabersMohawk]

Real Italians vs. delusional cosplayers

[GloRilla Biscuits @TheColostomizer]

It is so over for me if they have a Costco size pack of those Nestlé drumsticks

[GloRilla Biscuits @TheColostomizer]

@dexcooldrinker Back when I used to work for Chrysler we'd joke that the subframes on Rams would never rust because of this

[Ochai Latte @nasimali]

can’t believe we traded a midrange guy with questionable defense and a white guy for kawhi leonard TWICE

[Club Giamatti 💫 @creamcheeselady]

welcome home kawhi

[brewster @brewsternova]

When you’re in the movie theater people start inventing new ways to cough

[Jeff Veillette @JeffVeillette]

“Athletes who represent Canada to the world can’t be Canadian heroes because it’s disrespectful to real heroes, like non-Canadians who beat Toronto sports teams” is peak Vancouver twitter

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

Paraguay, Canada, Brazil, you know, the world football powers

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Unlike Canada, Germany lack the technical quality necessary for success in the knockout rounds

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

ME (showing him around downtown Toronto): That Tim Hortons won't let you use the bathroom, but the one across the road will and the one around the corner will.

CRISTIANO RONALDO: Wow.

[GloRilla Biscuits @TheColostomizer]

@cbbv_u @viscamira You can now only reply to this post if your team is in the RO16

[GloRilla Biscuits @TheColostomizer]

@cbbv_u @viscamira “Friendly” are you slow it was a Nations League game that determined qualification for the Gold Cup

[krus🪖 @krus_chiki]

youtube asked me if i’ve ever heard of coca cola and i clicked “no”

[sono✖️🌗 @sosonosonosono]

counting or not counting gonk violence?

[GloRilla Biscuits @TheColostomizer]

@b4yernhost @cbbv_u @viscamira Go tell Davies to not play against our rivals then

[GloRilla Biscuits @TheColostomizer]

Shigematsu on the EVO stage looking like he plays for Dortmund

[bean @beanballing]

Canada top 16 in the world cup before Embiid ECF

[GloRilla Biscuits @TheColostomizer]

@leafsnlifts They got the boy drugged up to the gills lmao