Ashwin Balakrishnan

➡️ Getting SaaS onto more buyer shortlists
➡️ Building pipeline via content for agency + SaaS founders
➡️ Prone to chatting shit now and again

[Ashwin Balakrishnan @TheCopyTrail]

@MikeJazzpenis Not being a top 1% alcoholic doesn't make you not an alcoholic

[Ashwin Balakrishnan @TheCopyTrail]

@AndyTheGiant Reject purely for saying Knicks in 6

[Ashwin Balakrishnan @TheCopyTrail]

@PhilKiel Any chance you're looking for support on landing page copy?

[Ashwin Balakrishnan @TheCopyTrail]

@DigitalSamIAm @BernieSanders Domestically, yes.

Internationally, the full faith and credit of the US has already been harmed severely.

Not that you need to shoot the other foot, mind.

[Ashwin Balakrishnan @TheCopyTrail]

@CJSlattery @ConsensusGurus What a silly argument to have when you can take the PATH over to Jersey and have way better pizza.

[Ashwin Balakrishnan @TheCopyTrail]

@BorisBeceric I went to lift it up thinking it would be 5-8 kilos like my older barbell, nearly wrenched my rotator cuff clean off the bone lol.

Ice pack for the last 3 hours and no training for a couple of days.

[Ashwin Balakrishnan @TheCopyTrail]

Ordered an Olympic barbell, had no clue it weighs 20 kilos. That was a fun surprise while bringing it inside.

[Ashwin Balakrishnan @TheCopyTrail]

@PhilKiel How's that buttery lobster?

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@bk_moore A smart guy once told me: Don't overcomplicate it.

[Ashwin Balakrishnan @TheCopyTrail]

@suganthan @lilyraynyc Claude needs a Claude subscription

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@TaberDuke @MordyOberstein Ah so I was right, you're just a salty old boomer with no empathy.

Enjoy the rest of your life pal.

[Ashwin Balakrishnan @TheCopyTrail]

@Mel66 @KurtHenninger Melissa if they could slaughter us and sell our meat instead of just firing us, they absolutely would.

[Ashwin Balakrishnan @TheCopyTrail]

@TaberDuke @MordyOberstein Sorry, Duke - not sure I understand.

Are you saying that engineers, sales reps and marketers deserve to lose their jobs because Google fucked you over?

[Ashwin Balakrishnan @TheCopyTrail]

@ryanol @MordyOberstein Idk why Tim his team can't just cope like normal people by drinking excessively and ruining their personal relationships

[Ashwin Balakrishnan @TheCopyTrail]

Jesus fucking Christ, is every company in tech tone deaf?

[Tim Soulo 🇺🇦 @timsoulo]

Today, we're proud to announce a true revolution in marketing — we're launching Agent A:

https://t.co/YMzG26ZSvq

Agent A handles marketing so well, you won't even need your CMO.

[Ashwin Balakrishnan @TheCopyTrail]

@MordyOberstein I've spoken to 3 or 4 people in the last 24 hours who've used Agent A and not a single one had anything remotely good to say about it.

[Ashwin Balakrishnan @TheCopyTrail]

@MordyOberstein Imagine how shitty the state of things is when Profound is the category leader.

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@vikas_revivo @prajwalgb_ Funny how that works.

Between this and the replies to your tweet, it seems you're incapable of hearing the truth yourself.

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@HireFireTeam Everyone keeps saying the disclaimer makes it a parody, but making light of something bringing existential fear to most of your ideal customers strikes me as an incredibly stupid choice.

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@chrisoffner3d And I'm disappointed that I did because I tend to ignore the vast majority of ragebait on social.