Jason Hlavenka

I'm that guy who sold his Corolla on Craigslist

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

It gets you from A to B, provided that B = your local RadioShack https://t.co/oyZn5cavK2

[Brendan Tokarski @btredwing98]

The Fine AF 1999 Toyota Corolla, wasn’t going to put this on twitter but the guy took it off of Craig’s list so I felt the need to keep the story alive😂

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@jbgobigred @Calcolis @amandanat Yeah! Those jackets mean you’re good at smoking!

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@jlogic @amandanat Maybe. What’s your company’s policy on jorts?

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@chrisderose @amandanat Same.

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@tariqrasheed74 @amandanat More like Carolling in, am I right?!

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@DelilahDoe @amandanat Mine was just average hung

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@Calcolis @amandanat Then why did the person who bought it say, "I'm only buying this because of the funny. The funny is absolutely helping the sell." Why did he say that, Sam?

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@twrex19 @amandanat It's pretty boring.

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@mwgore @amandanat Try handing out printed copies.

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@thecoolidea @amandanat It's funny because it's true

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@laurenhlavenka @TrungTPhan @amandanat I wish I had a full head of hair...but here we are

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@zwerubae @amandanat Certainly sounds like him.

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@bryanofearth @amandanat @jessesingal I have a feeling it's really gonna stick this time!

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@HolyBETman @Dukio I regret to inform you that I did not receive as many free Corollas as I was expecting.

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

Congratulation @Dukio for being my 100th follower! You've won a free Corolla! (assuming I receive 2 or more free Corollas)

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@Snowyesque God had nothing to do with this.

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@scarfboyfriends I couldn’t agree more.

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@realamazingerin I still got it.

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@muncheds @C_Retarded Fine.

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@jcsack I think during the holidays, a lot of us start to remember the things in our lives that are truly important to us. Things like the Toyota Corolla.

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

It gets you from A to B, provided that B = your local RadioShack https://t.co/oyZn5cavK2

[Brendan Tokarski @btredwing98]

The Fine AF 1999 Toyota Corolla, wasn’t going to put this on twitter but the guy took it off of Craig’s list so I felt the need to keep the story alive😂

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@melstephenson17 Yes, but over them.

[Jason Hlavenka @TheCorollaGuy]

@melstephenson17 Another valuable cloaking device: Crocs