The Cynical Nerd

50% overly optimistic, 50% pure nihilism. Fueled by memes and dad jokes.

Merch:

[The Cynical Nerd @TheCynicalNerd]

Thank you <3

[The Cynical Nerd @TheCynicalNerd]

@HazelightGames Split Fiction is an absolute blast so far. Can't wait to finish it off.

https://t.co/3RtTQgqWcn

[The Cynical Nerd @TheCynicalNerd]

Whoever bought a random hat several years after the podcast stopped - you're the real MVP

[The Cynical Nerd @TheCynicalNerd]

@NoMansSky killer new expedition - loads of fun. tad sad that the new ship can't go underwater though, it's tagline implies it might be able too 🥲

[The Cynical Nerd @TheCynicalNerd]

@JoinDeepRock @Warcraft He's all grown up now.. ::sniff sniff::

[The Cynical Nerd @TheCynicalNerd]

So when's the crossover @Warcraft @JoinDeepRock ?
#Warcraft #rockandstone

[The Cynical Nerd @TheCynicalNerd]

Boys and girls, no episode again this week. Apologies, I know you're dying to hear our Ahsoka Hot Takes™️

[The Cynical Nerd @TheCynicalNerd]

Attention turds! There will be no episode this week due to real life stuff. That is all, love you lots - XOXO

[The Cynical Nerd @TheCynicalNerd]

Congratulations! Attention to all 4 of our followers: go check him out - he's the one who turned Chris's guitar riff into the 8-bit intro you hear today.

@htothepizzle

[Kevin (HPizzle) @htothepizzle]

Via my YouTube channel:

[The Cynical Nerd @TheCynicalNerd]

𝔼𝕡𝕚𝕤𝕠𝕕𝕖 𝟙𝟘𝟞: 𝔾𝕠𝕠𝕗𝕓𝕦𝕞𝕡𝕤 is up now on all podcasting platforms and the vod will be live on YouTube tomorrow at 9AM EST. Do... do you think he has to put chapstick on it?

#bezosisaliteraldickhead #fucktcn

[The Cynical Nerd @TheCynicalNerd]

Holy cow, they aren't wasting any time filling out the rest of Metropolis. Now all we need is a Lex announcement... hey @JamesGunn you got any breaking news you wanna give the world's smallest podcast?

#DCU #SupermanLegacy

https://t.co/umXp5bMIMO

[The Cynical Nerd @TheCynicalNerd]

@Swearwolfe @DrGloomMD "HANDS UP AND GIVE US ALL YOUR VALUABLES... I'D LIKE TO CLARIFY THAT WHEN I SAY VALUABLES I DON'T MEAN THAT TIGHT LITTLE B-HOLE - I ONLY ROB MY PARTNER OF THAT, YA'LL ARE SAFE ON THAT FRONT, BECAUSE WE'RE THE BUTTFUCK BROTHERS"

[The Cynical Nerd @TheCynicalNerd]

@Swearwolfe @DrGloomMD You know, I made @DrGloomMD take his image first and "pick" who to be. He chose his place, so I am duty bound... To take mine.
#unexpectedtop

[The Cynical Nerd @TheCynicalNerd]

Happy 4th of July from TCN!
#fuckTCN #theshocker #reverseshocker

[The Cynical Nerd @TheCynicalNerd]

There won't be a new episode of the podcast this week due to, uh, life and stuff. But we'll be back next week and we promise to talk extra shit to make up for it.
#fucktcn #drmalcolm

[The Cynical Nerd @TheCynicalNerd]

Woof, that latest video title and thumbnail combo. @NewRockstars you guys aren't usually the ones spoiling things the same day a movie or show premieres. That's kind of shitty.

#SecretInvasion

[The Cynical Nerd @TheCynicalNerd]

Don't want to listen to all of Episode 103 just to hear the review for The Flash?! Don't worry, we posted it separately to YouTube. Here you go, and remember... #fucktcn #TheFlash #JamesGunn #DCEU

https://t.co/mNqMlNJrNU

[The Cynical Nerd @TheCynicalNerd]

We're going to be missing this week's episode due to some technical difficulties BUT we're going to see #TheFlashMovie and give each other hj's this weekend, so make sure to sub to the OnlyFans.

#fucktcn

[The Cynical Nerd @TheCynicalNerd]

The new #GollumGame is getting absolutely shredded in reviews and the headlines are bringing us to tears

#ihatesit #notmyprecious