Dice King

Gamer, aspiring DM and writer. I only post for friends and follow who I care about.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Liberals: “It’s just women and children looking for a better life!”

The women and children:

[Giga Based Dad @GigaBasedDad]

Yup

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

This is what every single movie poster has looked since 2015

[Dice King @TheDND_Geek]

@WalmartCAGaming Wanna say Halo Reach because pf the amount of content it offered, but 3 had a better campaign and better sandbox

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

Fuck all the way off, you midget goblin

[Andrew @dumbidot1]

Something Bungie understood, that 343 does not, is internal coherence. You can play all the Bungie games and totally understand what is going on without reading any external media or a single in-game terminal.

[Gravantus @Gravantus]

Big shout out to Michelle Obama for ruining school lunches.

[Dice King @TheDND_Geek]

@GaryD20Games Depends on who you are.

If you’re a player on a casual adventure, no. If you’re a DM trying to understand how to run an adventure, yes.

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

>buy New Vegas Remastered
>character creation shows "Body type 1 or 2" instead of "male or female"
>refund

[Dice King @TheDND_Geek]

I may have a solution to the canadian wildfires. Just hear me out…

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

They screamed “RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA!” NON-STOP for YEARS… when it was CHINA, while China was giving them MASSIVE PAYOFFS behind the scenes

NAMES AND ARRESTS

[Dice King @TheDND_Geek]

Soon

[Upper Canadian Cavalier @UCCavalier]

Soon

[Dice King @TheDND_Geek]

And people make fun of Americans for lack of geographical knowledge

[Tommy Wisens @tommywisenators]

@LucJGagnon @FBI @UNHumanRights

[Dice King @TheDND_Geek]

@mask_bastard Fallout

[Dice King @TheDND_Geek]

@TolkienWorldG This doesn’t fit as a farewell in any way. It just feels awkward.

[Dice King @TheDND_Geek]

@voicearchivist “The lies I’ve told, THE LIVES I’VE RUINED!-

This isn’t helping me…”

[Clown World ™ 🤡 @ClownWorld]

Update on the Canadian woman who slapped a teen on the Jersey Shore boardwalk for wearing Trump and ICE sweatpants

DHS confirms Kaitlyn Tracey entered the US on a visa back in April 2024 that expired that September. She never left. She’s been living here illegally for almost two years

So she overstayed her legal welcome, then physically assaulted a minor because she didn’t like what the girl’s clothes said politically. She’s set to appear in court August 4th, still in ICE custody

You don’t get to break our immigration laws and then put your hands on our kids because their politics don’t match yours