Stepped on my shorts sitting down to use the restroom... tripped, missed the seat, and landed bare-assed and plums-down on the bathroom floor.
Pretty sure I have the plague now... It's been nice knowing you guys.
When my wife says "we" need to do something. She really means I need to do it.
W: We need to do the dishes, and I need to go to the grocery store.
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4yo jumps on me this morning while I'm sleeping and lays on top of me.
Me: Why are you on top of me?
4: Because I love you!
Me: ... heart melting... I love you too!
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