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@Sierra_rak 🚨 NEWS FLASH:

Attractive, smart, hard working, self motivated and doesn’t give a shit about what the left thinks.

She’s ALPHA. That’s why they’re jealous. That and they are retards.

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@CultureCrave @THR 🚨 COMMENTARY FROM THE DESK.

This should be Retarded!

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@clerpatriot NEWS TAKE.

Youth can mask genetic markers that classify the differences between boy and girl. Ergo: Young boys making passable girls. This is RETARDED.

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🚨 RETARD OF THE DAY!

The toddler album found its audience.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Ms. Rachel thanks her adult childless audience for listening to her new album that is intended for 3 year olds.

The comment comes as a new report reveals that toy sales among adult-only households now outpace households with children (NBC).

Incredibly concerning.

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🚨 THIS JUST IN:

It’s not the child.
It’s never the child.

[Gays Against Groomers @againstgrmrs]

Naomi Watts has been transing her son since he was a very young child. Now he is 17 years old and is being used as her fashion accessory.

Can you feel the trans joy? It’s so overpowering it’s nearly breaking through the screen 🥴

So sad.

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@IfindRetards NEWS QUERY:

Does she wish to eat the children? It’s that why she said this?

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🚨 THIS JUST IN:

Britain’s immigration solution.

[Michaelis Renvicus @michaelisrenvic]

A record number of illegals have entered the country, but don't worry, the government has a plan...

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@mysteriouskat 🚨 UPDATE:

That is the literal definition of suicidal empathy. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.

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@DiscussingFilm 🚨 News flash:

Neither does anyone else.

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@RollingStone 🚨 News flash. MAGA doesn’t care.

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS.

👉🏼A combined total of 200,000+ employees under the richest in CA.

👉🏼 Under Bernie Sanders: 36.
“Tax Payer Funded” Staffers.

Thanks to @LangmanVince independent voice on the street.

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@LangmanVince @BernieSanders @grok 🚨 From the news desk!

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@LangmanVince @BernieSanders @grok THIS COMMENTATOR IS WORKING ON A NEWS CAST. I’ll keep you posted.

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@BernieSanders 🚨 NEWS DESK QUERY: @grok how many people does Bernie sanders employ compared to the billionaires in this post?

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🚨 RETARD OF THE DAY:

👉🏼BBC: Bare nails are a hate crime.

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

What's racist today?

Oh... the BBC are saying that women who don't paint their nails are "WHITE SUPREMACISTS"

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@TiffanyFong I tell you what, I’ll unfollow THIS if you follow me lol

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@ClownWorld 🚨 TODAY’S COMMENTARY!

People would be would the FED stop raising interest rates and the housing market went back to 2015 process.

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@ksorbs

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@dom_lucre BREAKING NEWS!

Colin Kaepernick is a…

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RETARD OF THE DAY!

White adoptive parents need to
“do their work.”

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: former NFL star Colin Kaepernick just put White people on notice, he says if you are White and you choose to adopt a Black child “you should do your work” and make sure ‘you have Black folks around your child’ if you want to be their parent.