Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson

Some guy on @Twitch lel

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

Uh @facebook @instagram @Meta y’all suspended me on facebook and disabled my instagram under false pretenses, what the fuck

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

@goldnpersephone Your outfit in the second pic is cute

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

@Rinchu026

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

@babyxiaoni1

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

@babyxiaoni1 10/10

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

@Isa_11_AC Looks delicious

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

@lextaliones_ Mmmm protein.

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

@velixray Where we going?

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

@goldnpersephone You in this dress

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

@My_Sweet_Lifee

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

@lextaliones_ I’ll be gentle I promise.

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

@LilMiss_Spicy

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

@Isa_11_AC It’s really cute

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

I hope she realizes that the fed trumps (no pun intended) state? So how’s it gonna be enforced?

[Governor Kathy Hochul @GovKathyHochul]

NEW YORKERS:

As of 12:00 AM, New York’s law prohibiting most law enforcement officials from wearing masks while carrying out their duties is now in effect.

New Yorkers have a right to know who is exercising law enforcement authority in their communities.

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

@goldnpersephone

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

@adorabrii

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

@Rinchu026 It’s cute actually

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

@goldnpersephone It looks cute

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

@Sweetbuttermil3

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

@adorabrii

[Jake (not) from State Farm Carlson @TheDerpyDon]

@Isa_11_AC Me to you both