Dixie Nichols

We have got ourselves into a mess and this is the stuff I think needs addressing. Also I have a thing about plane noise.

[Dixie Nichols @TheDixieNichols]

@douglasfitch1 @hannahmcandrew Very, very sweet x

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@TheatrePeckham So very well deserved

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@MayorofLondon @TfL Can you do something for tourists so they have a better idea what is left on their oysters I dont think any of these solve their position

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@MayorofLondon Hope so

[Dixie Nichols @TheDixieNichols]

Twitter taxi man called London cyclist a Boris organ donor London cabbies unstopable mix of nasty politics, unexpected kindness & humour.

[' @GerrardsPrime]

Think I've found my favourite ever GIF

[Dixie Nichols @TheDixieNichols]

@TheLadyFuchsia You dont look the least bit overweight in your pictures.

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@HeathrowNoise When you are on Westerlies could you start Bad Morning not Good Morning as its more acurate for swathes of London.

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@TheLadyFuchsia Take something like Complan to counter act and all the plain water you can manage. Go to low fibre diet, tons of full fat diary.

[Dixie Nichols @TheDixieNichols]

The N.Y.Times said Trump mistakes cruelty in making deameaning personal comments about those around him for strength =mental health issue.

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@BBCBreaking False prediction sell out on TRUMP masks.

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@BBCBreaking I predict sell out on Tump Masks

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@HeathrowNoise @tlush @cutnoise @HACAN1 @TeddingtonTAG H .Noise answer the question simply & honestly then put link Not answering is evasivive & disengenerous and smacks of House of Cards

[Dixie Nichols @TheDixieNichols]

I find the segregation of baked beans ridiculous. If you ordered them, you like them, so put them on the plate

[NewsThump @newsthump]

"I invented the Internet"
"No you didn't"
"I can see through brick walls"
"No you can't"
"I own fourteen dinosaurs, all alive"
"Please stop"

[Robin Blanchard @RobinBlanchard]

#Blackbird #Peckham

[Dixie Nichols @TheDixieNichols]

@ThatTimWalker @OnnyPonny So if you realise you got something wrong you should never ever put it right

[Sajjad Karim @SHK_UK]

You really couldn't make this up. https://t.co/2njjnzYSoz

[Michael McFaul @McFaul]

I still can't believe that the president's daughter sat in the president's seat at a G20 summit. Americans this is not normal!

[MSF Sea @MSF_Sea]

You can call them names & tweet horrible xenophobic things about them but the truth remains; the only difference between you & them is luck.