Dublin Roland Cook

[Dublin Roland Cook @TheDublinCook]

Dublin has passed over the Rainbow Bridge. Thank you all for following this fan/parody account. Out of respect for @thedavidcook and his family, there will be no more tweets from this account. May Dublin's memory be a blessing to all. https://t.co/hLBhBLNGcI

[David Cook News/Info @FoolsApril64]

#Repost David Cook (davidcookofficial on Instagram) Man I hate writing this. Recently, we lost our sweet boy, Dublin ... (cont) https://t.co/snKTn7OLDz

[Dublin Roland Cook @TheDublinCook]

"For just $1 a day, you can support an adulterous porn star! What are you waiting for? Make your donation today!" *weepy Sarah McLaughlin song plays* https://t.co/N39QZE7umg

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Can you designate what portion of your donation goes to a reserve fund for hush money for porn stars? https://t.co/vsoJMQIvqM

[Israel ישראל @Israel]

Today, the international community joins together to mark Intl #HolocaustMemorialDay around the world, promising: #WeRemember & we will #NeverForget the 6 million Jews who were murdered in the #Holocaust 🕯️

[Avi Mayer אבי מאיר @AviMayer]

As Palestinian leaders bewail a cut in U.S. aid, saying it'll hurt "the most vulnerable segment of the Palestinian people," the Palestinian Authority has reportedly bought a $50 million private jet for PA President Mahmoud Abbas: https://t.co/aWJfDh39D9

[Dick Polman @DickPolman1]

If, hypothetically, the WSJournal had outed Prez Obama for screwing a porn star and had unearthed a $130,000 hush payment; and if, hypothetically, it turned out that his '08 campaign had been involved in the payment...how do you suppose white evangelicals would've reacted?

[Citizens for Ethics @CREWcrew]

President Trump is accused of paying $130,000 in hush money to porn star Stormy Daniels to hide an affair a month before the election. In what is probably just a coincidence, the Trump campaign transferred $130K to the Trump businesses a month after the election.

[Penguins Jesus @PenguinsJesus]

If the Patriots win in another “classic” comeback, I’ll probably watch Netflix during the Super Bowl.

[Dublin Roland Cook @TheDublinCook]

Instead of Alpo-in-a-castle, I would recommend a Kobe beef steak, garnished with free-range artisan bacon, with a side of organic chicken in a cream reduction!🐶🍗🍖 https://t.co/7rQf5V9HyG

[Charlie Brown Fan Account @Peanuts_4Fans]

Spicing things up.

[Dublin Roland Cook @TheDublinCook]

Thoughts and prayers during these troubled times #DCstrong #shutdown https://t.co/ScvdauuQKA

[Robert Costa @costareports]

Members also complaining to me that the House gym lacks enough towels this morning and they wonder if it’s because of the shutdown.

[Dublin Roland Cook @TheDublinCook]

@thedavidcook named his kids London, Tulsa and Dublin! "City kids" are rule! Welcome to the club, Miss Chicago West!

[Dublin Roland Cook @TheDublinCook]

Cost is 2 kibbles per coat, 1 per hat. Yes, I accept tips! #coatcheckDubs https://t.co/9z8AI6oHBe

[GRACE ❤🎶😷🌻 @GraceC4David]

Just an FYI if anyone cares. I got in contact with the venue in Nashville where @thedavidcook is having his Record Release .I wanted to know if there was a coat check, I know I didn't want to carry my coat the whole night, they said there is. I'm happy, it's the little things lol

[Dublin Roland Cook @TheDublinCook]

You'll have all the ladies calling for a ride! Plus, extra pocket money! Win!🚙❄️ https://t.co/858dhRkh7z

[Ryan Blaney @Blaney]

Thinking about becoming an Uber driver on snow days. Ford Raptor was built for this stuff. Think I could make a few bucks.

[Dublin Roland Cook @TheDublinCook]

Can @DaleJr broadcast figure skating? "She's loose in the corners! Spinout in turn 3! Into the safer barrier! Yellow flag is out as the Zamboni clears debris!" #Olympics2018 https://t.co/D8Fskb05Xu

[NASCAR on USA @NASCARonUSA]

.@DaleJr is headed to the Super Bowl with @SNFonNBC to make his @NBCSports debut, then will fly out to Pyeongchang for the Winter Olympics on @NBCOlympics!
More: https://t.co/uFp5IBu3vl

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Opinion: Martin Luther King Jr.’s assassination, on April 4, 1968, played a direct role in Franklin’s creation. And "in the context of the late ’60s, Franklin’s debut was indeed a Major Social Statement." https://t.co/Di3Z4tledl

[Manu Raju @mkraju]

Trump begins MLK Day - a day he proclaimed as one to observe by doing acts of community service and civic work - at his golf club for the third consecutive day. It’s his 95th day as president at one of his golf courses

[Dublin Roland Cook @TheDublinCook]

Omarosa Broadway https://t.co/tjGm1ZfW7d

[Dublin Roland Cook @TheDublinCook]

Those Tide Pods are a sonsabitch! One bite, and the next thing you know, you're in the vet ER getting your stomach pumped! Never again! https://t.co/6gH6N9PX4p

[Aunt Becky @mommywantsvodka]

Dunno HOW many times Nathan has caught me trying to eat Tide Pods.

[Avi Mayer אבי מאיר @AviMayer]

As a reminder, the Palestinian Authority paid convicted terrorists approximately $350 million in 2017, accounting for about half of the foreign aid received by the Palestinians. https://t.co/ajgHKkyDIC

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

By the way, Haiti was one of 35 countries that abstained on the UN Jerusalem vote a couple of weeks ago, and was rewarded by being invited to Nikki Haley's party for our friends. Norway of course voted against us.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Two weeks ago a 26-year old soldier raced repeatedly into a burning Bronx apartment building, saving four people before he died in the flames. His name was Pvt. Emmanuel Mensah and he immigrated from Ghana, a country Donald Trump apparently thinks produces very subpar immigrants.