When you accidentally call her “The first Enter Sandman post COVID before a night game in Lane Stadium” instead of Perfect
College Football returns in 84 days
I absolutely love Ronald Acuña Jr. and he’s one of my favorite players in baseball.
There’s not a world where the Braves should pay him what he will command in free agency.
That hurts my heart to say, and it won’t be popular, but it’s the reality of the situation.
🚨 HOLY SMOKES!! A Democrat just BLOCKED Sen. John Kennedy's resolution that would stop senator paychecks during a government shutdown...
...and he RAN OUT OF THE CHAMBER
SEN. SCHATZ: "I object" *Runs away*
KENNEDY, stunned: "He objected and LEFT THE CHAMBER. Is he COMING BACK?"
"Wait, I mean, is he ill?!"
"What should I do, should I give him more time?"
He wants to BLOCK TSA pay and won't face the American people. Shameful!
BREAKING: Lane Kiffin is leaving LSU to become the new ayatollah of Iran:
"I will forever cherish my 3 months in Baton Rouge but becoming Supreme Leader is the next chapter in my career." 🇮🇷