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littering on Twitter

[MP @TheEMPanda]

It’s easier to buy an arsenal of guns in this country than to get power to my house in a major urban area a week after a weak hurricane…. @CenterPoint

[MP @TheEMPanda]

@centerpoint powered 2 streetlights on my property on two diff circuits today. our neighbors never lost power. you can’t just tie us into their circuit? house is illuminated by street lights and neighbors lights while the food rots and we sweat to death? Dafuq.

[MP @TheEMPanda]

@CenterPoint tomorrow will be 7 days without power. We’ve been trying to keep ourselves and the elderly couple next door cool for 7 days. Are you going to comp natural gas expenses? Are you ever going to get the power back?

[MP @TheEMPanda]

Wtf is x.
This platform sucks.
Bye.

[MP @TheEMPanda]

@EBMgoneWILD Let’s start our own insurance company.

[MP @TheEMPanda]

'Would this be acceptable anywhere else?': This New York Mom says her pediatrician now charges an annual fee of $350/child 'just to be patients' — and she has 3 kids. How common is it? https://t.co/68fKLEvf54

Read it. It’s not what you think.

[MP @TheEMPanda]

@KurteL10 Twas seconds from deleting the app last night.

[MP @TheEMPanda]

@CantankerousEM @FOX8NOLA I will die on this bill with you @CantankerousEM

[MP @TheEMPanda]

Hits so close

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Emergency medicine consults

[MP @TheEMPanda]

Small victory: I explained to a patient why the alkaline water they had been paying $100 a month for wouldn’t do anything and they actually believed the science not the salesman. Made my day.

[MP @TheEMPanda]

@WestOfTravis Is this a rabbit hole you need to go down?

[MP @TheEMPanda]

I’ve always said If you want to stimulate the economy by creating jobs just get CMS to make a few new reporting rules. poof. You’ve now created 1-3 FT high paid jobs at every hospital.
I don’t endorse this painful reality.

[Rishi Wadhera, MD MPP @rkwadhera]

The quality measure complex has exploded over the past decade

A new @JAMA_current study finds that Johns Hopkins spent >$5.6 million + 108,000 hours in a single year to report 162 measures

The costs across all US health systems is likely *astronomical* https://t.co/lejPMeClMb

[Dutch Rojas @DutchRojas]

Felons can own hospitals.

Bankers can own hospitals.

Insurance company can own hospitals.

Hedge funds can own hospitals.

Private Equity can own hospitals.

Anyone and everyone can own hospitals except physicians.

Not #healthcare
#mallhousecall

@michaelcburgess
@RogerMarshallMD
@RepMcCormick
@RepGuthrie

[MP @TheEMPanda]

@RealCedricDark Still alive. Much to the chagrin of @KurteL10

[MP @TheEMPanda]

When you see all these tweets and you get concerned about my mental health.

[Cedric Dark, MD, MPH, FACEP @RealCedricDark]

Who needs side eye 😏emoji when you got your own personal meme. 😂 h/t @aimeeturney

[MP @TheEMPanda]

When the cardiologist recommends medical optimization but the trop is >5000 and the ekg is clearly a stemi

[Cedric Dark, MD, MPH, FACEP @RealCedricDark]

Who needs side eye 😏emoji when you got your own personal meme. 😂 h/t @aimeeturney

[MP @TheEMPanda]

When @KurteL10 asks you to hang out and your schedule is actually wide open

[Cedric Dark, MD, MPH, FACEP @RealCedricDark]

Who needs side eye 😏emoji when you got your own personal meme. 😂 h/t @aimeeturney

[MP @TheEMPanda]

When the resident says they look fine and you’ve already told the nurse and RT to prep for intubation

[Cedric Dark, MD, MPH, FACEP @RealCedricDark]

Who needs side eye 😏emoji when you got your own personal meme. 😂 h/t @aimeeturney

[MP @TheEMPanda]

When the patient says they have no medical problems then hand you a bag of meds

[Cedric Dark, MD, MPH, FACEP @RealCedricDark]

Who needs side eye 😏emoji when you got your own personal meme. 😂 h/t @aimeeturney