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Live in Jacksonville, FL. Go Cubs! Sarcasm is my default setting. I really entertain the crap out of myself.

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@peterbjack @obvious_shirts @OptaSTATS @Cubs And playing elite defense

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@RoguePOTUSStaff 🍄

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You’d think an attorney educated at Yale and Harvard Law would already know this…

[James Arthur @JamesArthuwxcj]

@RonDeSantis Any person born within the United States and under the jurisdiction there of

Indians, who live on Indian reservations are not under the jurisdiction of the United States that why

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@TerriblyHQ A cold

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@HawkEmDownChris Jerome Walton won Rookie of the Year. Second place was his left fielder Dwight Smith.

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@JayCuda Oh you can fuck right off.
I skipped high school to watch him win his first US Amateur and now feel old and like I’ve done nothing in my life.

https://t.co/Xc9FbuPTlD

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@JayCuda

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@JayCuda

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@NotAvgLiberal I’m sure bone spurs are hereditary.

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@GavinNewsom I think we should change his nickname to Comparatively Spry Joe Biden now.

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That’s quite an impressive front cover for a coloring book!

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

MY son Eric’s just out book, “UNDER SIEGE,” immediately went to NUMBER ONE on Amazon. Great going Eric, you deserve it!!! https://t.co/na0jBJ1VmX

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@pescami I was saying this toward the end of the campaign when the message from Harris was almost entirely “freedom is on the ballot.” When you call everything authoritarian, it loses all meaning and no one takes it as a serious threat.

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Good artist. You can’t even see the catheter tube.

[J @MADITALIAN111]

New White House artwork...bad ass.

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The answer has to be Molina, right?
Cardinals fans think he was the shit, but the rest of the league was like “I guess he could catch a ball and put down fingers.”

[Cardinals Talk @theredbird_way]

Name a Cardinal you thought was the next big thing but wasn’t… I’ll start 👇

Colby Rasmus.

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Ocean Uber. Uber has its hands in everything!

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Not sure what’s going on here but it’s a crab 🦀 riding a jellyfish 🪼 🤷🏼‍♂️

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@obvious_shirts Honus Wagner, Cap Ansen, Mordicai ‘Three-Finger’ Brown

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@capihood @BleacherNation Wasn’t the spitball declared an illegal pitch like 100 years ago???

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@pescami He made every report with his hair on fire
Didn’t matter if it was sunny and fair or the blizzard of the century; never took a report off. He forecasted his ass off. No matter what he did away from the radar, he set records in front of it
He belongs in the weather forecasting HOF

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@RoguePOTUSStaff I’ll leave this right here

https://t.co/6c1RkcPRrN

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#Cubs #Marlins