TheElBrando

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@treessound @ThaaatColin Haha, mine too

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@compliantvc The average American!? I travel 130 miles into the heart of the third largest city here in 2 hours and fifteen minutes. A small percentage of us run into traffic this bad a small percentage of time. Stop lying.

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@Bottoz1 @Simon_Ingari 2026: work for yourself

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@elonmusk @boringcompany I feel like you and @GregAbbott_TX should do the funniest thing between Dallas and Houston. Nothing exposes fraud like accomplishing something at cost.

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@meijer why does my “fresh” beef start turning colors so quickly after buying it? My Aldi beef doesn’t start turning gray the day after I buy it. 🤷🏼‍♂️ 🤦🏼‍♂️

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@esaagar Hey, I you guys wonder why your subscribers have fallen off a cliff six months from now, please watch this video back. It’s sad how delusional ya’ll have become.

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@thevaccstat @lamps_apple It is for me and I’ve been there often the past few years. (Children stuff)

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@financedystop I remember looking at a $5000 car in the year 2000. The rate for my 16 year old self was $218 a month. So I bought a $2000 car and did PLPD for like $49 a month.

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@thatsKAIZEN Nah man, keep doing you. If I think someone is grifting I’m not interested anymore. That was the exact point they made that made me think twice about the situation.

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@todayyearsold I watched this an thought “I wonder if this works on my microwave” only to realize we have the same microwave. Haha

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@SonyAlpha make it make sense.

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Yeah, I shovel hog shit for two hours every summer morning before working an additional four hours on our family farm as a fifth grader. I’m from a long line of white farmers. In 2003 I worked and the largest corn seed warehouse in the world and only ever saw one crew of migrant workers. BS!

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I bought a home in 2014 when I was single. Sold my home two years after marrying my wife in 2016. We were unsure where we wanted to live, so we decided to rent for a couple years. Covid happened. Now we together make six times the amount I made when I bought my first home and today it’s more difficult for us to buy a home. Something is messed up. I can imagine just graduating today and trying to survive.

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A close family member of mine had a stroke because of some crazy blood clothes doctors couldn’t explain. She complained of intense pain for six months. Went in for scans frequently because of the clots. There was nothing, then within two months they found a grapefruit sized tumor. She was scheduled for surgery two weeks later, but when they scanned her then the tumors was football sized and had spread all over and she died within days. That’s not normal.

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@WHLeavitt E

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@PicturesFoIder We don’t talk about Bruno! 🤫

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@mr_jay_pea @SaveStandard It’s the opposite. Morning people want permanent DST. Sun comes up later so we don’t miss anything and we have more sun in the evenings.

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@SaveStandard I don’t care about sunlight when I’m at work or school. I care about sunlight when I’m out. My mornings are getting ready, my evenings are spending time with family.

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@deeshack1 30-40% of the US is still asleep at 8am. I would rather have light when I’m spending time with my family and not while I’m gettting ready for work or working.

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@j00ny369T I’m a dude, this is easy