Ellen Crowley

Moderately fun but appropriately paranoid.

[Ellen Crowley @TheEllenCrow]

@californiabarby @offbeatorbit And while she's buying their moms Christmas gifts!!!

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@RyanJSuto @PedsEndoChick @olsonplanner If it's guaranteed it could be higher and also the 529 is the account, it allows you to choose from many actual investment products that are comparable with market options

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@olsonplanner Before!

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@GeoffreyKeel @danglinghemmie I know this is terrible for many reasons but also this is the DEFINITION of second hand SMH

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@BudrykZack I mean literally his first wife told him she wasn't his employee and he said yeah because if you were I would fire you 😬

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@atdanwhite "From these pearly whites!"

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@jfmclaughlin92 Agrees in corporate... Did a 30 page deck this week entirely from recycled slides 🙌

[Ellen Crowley @TheEllenCrow]

Look. Controversial opinion but the summer camp scenes in Addams Family Values walked so that the summer camps scenes in Parent Trap could run

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@momurgr8 @thanh_neville My armchair psychology guess is that grief is complicated and a lot of people jump to anger as their default negative emotion

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@NellDollBell @Callmekitten8 @wrathsemilia Oh my grandmother HATED it. I think it may be generational. But also she hates a lot of things so who knows 🤷

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@clhubes They didn't clarify until the COMMENTS! the rest of the post is cringe but this is fraud

[The G.L.O.A.T. @LakeSuperior]

I know a lot about snowflakes, and the humans who started calling other humans snowflakes aren't going to like this, but...

I, Lake Superior, endorse @GovTimWalz, @GovEvers, and @GovWhitmer for Governor of my bordering states.

Get out and vote! 🌊

[Ellen Crowley @TheEllenCrow]

@RobynCohenMD @MrsPA_C Mine were done and I was back before my mom had even finished stress puking 😂

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@olsonplanner This may be a dumb question but can you start a 529 before the kid is born?

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@SadieWit JUST LOOK AT THAT WINGLET!

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@EC_Sydney @radioramin @_OHamdi Don't be rude, you know they don't get invited.

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@CaseyMdoza @SadieWit THANK YOU

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@IanMorris78 @evz77 @curiousiguana Too inefficient. You'd have people do all of them to ensure odds of seeing the real one and end up with redundancies in the queues

[Ellen Crowley @TheEllenCrow]

@curiousiguana Queuing theory executed flawlessly. My little supply chain heart is passing blood through the ventricles in a regular process with high throughput.

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@stefanieoconnel This is why my coworker invented a dog.