Deborah P

Deborah is an English teacher turned stay-at-home mom turned stand-up comedian. She loves great books and bad movies and over-analyzing everything.

[dave little @imdavelittle]

I've found that if you combine a college degree with unrealistic hopes and dreams you can drink almost anything.

[✍BadRedhead Media, Strategic Marketing Consultant @BadRedheadMedia]

“Writers are desperate people and when they stop being desperate they stop being writers.”
—Charles Bukowski

[Deborah P @TheEpicMom]

@eldafto Merry Xmas! x

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My daughter posted some rules on her bedroom door. They're perfect. @smrtgrls

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@tncomedy read hard. write hard. laugh hard. #thug4life

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@tncomedy Thanks, Thomas! You too, man. @bobbyfriske #pocketsandwich

[Austin Sketch Fest @ATXSketchFest]

Schedule is up. Individual Show Tickets now on sale. http://t.co/pFw5iSiPVb

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+1 “@friskecomedian: Can't wait to see #VanessaBayer at the @AddisonImprov tonight!”

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@marandacarvell Certainly! Over-analyzing movies and tv shows is my specialty.

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@DarkGlacier Right?! Me too. @UberFacts

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Something to over-think about. “@UberFacts: Over-thinking is one of the top causes of depression.”

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@RogerMathey yay!

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@RogerMathey You're too kind!

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@RogerMathey I had kids.

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@RogerMathey bastards!

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@RogerMathey Who have we become? We were dessert first people, Roger.

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@RogerMathey Should I not eat those? Crap!

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@RogerMathey A riddle would have been so much cooler, though!

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@RogerMathey haha!! No. I really am eating an apple, and I really don't recognize myself.

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I am eating an apple instead of ice cream. Who am I?