The Esquiress

Family Law Attorney/Mediator ⚖️ Trying to do it all 💁🏼‍♀️ Lover of all things sparkly ✨ Motto:Use your power for good ☮️

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Can somebody tell me how #shaboozy is doing? I just want him to be ok. that last song was like so telling on this flip side

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#snl Writers so upset to write for @petedavidsonSNL that they made the guild go on strike 😁

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Me: picks out corny baby announcement

Rhianna: I’ll do superbowl halftime show

#badass #SuperBowl #RhiannaBowl #rhianna

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@elonmusk can you pretty please tweet about how awesome BCH is? I’m trying to buy a house 😉

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*Getting ready for zoom court: 5 minutes
*Getting ready for in person court: apparently it takes at least 30 minutes just to do the back of my hair.

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@chrishlad #bringbackboolean

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When you go to a badass women’s retreat and you find out @HillaryClinton is there 😍💪🏻⚖️
I just need a greet and a selfie! 💜😂

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@nbcsnl @elonmusk 💜

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@MileyCyrus @CashApp $TheEsquiress TSLA 🤑

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I’m even shorter than my @cvspharmacy coupons
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#cvscoupons #shortgirlproblems #adventuresoftheesquiress #theesquiress #cvs #shortgirlbigattitude @ San Antonio, Texas https://t.co/9Zzq2un72S

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Just posted a photo @ San Antonio, Texas https://t.co/S5Hrx5IKFK

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Just posted a photo @ San Antonio, Texas https://t.co/p091ky1hOv

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What size shoe do I need to send @jimmyfallon? Also cutest-but wrong-puppy predictions ever 😍

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I'm discussing “The Fabulous Divorce” with @kmarvel and Crista Branch. Tomorrow, Feb 3 at 9:00 PM CST on @joinclubhouse. Join us! https://t.co/jenQPeBuQM

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Yes naysayers, you’re right-the flu kills people too and we don’t make such a big deal about it. Here’s some numbers to back you up:

Flu: 359k deaths IN 10 YEARS
Covid: 252k deaths IN 10 MONTHS
#COVID

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I feel like 2020 is the result of someone’s wish on The Monkey’s Paw.

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@PostMalone accepting his #BillboardMusicAward with a solo cup in a kilt is a whole 2020 mood. 💞

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#maskedsinger Clint and Lisa Black #SnowOwlsMask 😁 #snowowls

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New Biden/Harris slogan:

Please shut up I’m still speaking.

#BidenHarris2020