Reasonable Don Trump

The only parody account you could possibly make of Donald T. Trump

[Reasonable Don Trump @TheFakeDonTrump]

I'm just glad Carson dropped out before we started measuring dicks

[Reasonable Don Trump @TheFakeDonTrump]

Well that would be a douchey thing to say

[Reasonable Don Trump @TheFakeDonTrump]

Good job GOP JV team

[Reasonable Don Trump @TheFakeDonTrump]

How dare you call me “fake?" https://t.co/EI8Q31xG6n

[Reasonable Don Trump @TheFakeDonTrump]

I should get a cut of Jon Stewart’s paycheck

[Reasonable Don Trump @TheFakeDonTrump]

Yes, it’s me making a fool of myself, not the person replying to a parody Twitter account https://t.co/1QWIMxhVsE

[timothy rop @TIMYEB]

@TheFakeDonTrump now u have made a fool of urself..

[Reasonable Don Trump @TheFakeDonTrump]

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[Reasonable Don Trump @TheFakeDonTrump]

Boy, that sign with my name on it is a bit gaudy

[Reasonable Don Trump @TheFakeDonTrump]

@ZelT816 @qahacytewun What’s the point of replying to a fake account?

[Reasonable Don Trump @TheFakeDonTrump]

What's your favorite thesaurus? Trying to brush up on my vocab

[Reasonable Don Trump @TheFakeDonTrump]

Why did I say that? It comes down to this: Pollsters underestimate the size of the racist demographic in the primaries

[Reasonable Don Trump @TheFakeDonTrump]

@barbhaynes @sacca The comments section of the New York Times is generally quite reasonable, to be fair

[Reasonable Don Trump @TheFakeDonTrump]

For the love of god, people, it's *you're*. "You're an idiot," "You're an asshole." At least have some self respect

[Reasonable Don Trump @TheFakeDonTrump]

Respectfully, this is a parody account https://t.co/2xOarEEUm8

[M Caron @michelc50]

“@TheFakeDonTrump: I really have to apologize to John McCain tonight. What I said was out of line and uncalled for. You're an asshole Trump

[Reasonable Don Trump @TheFakeDonTrump]

I don't have much of a political track record myself, so it would be pretty nonsensical for me to attack others in that regard

[Reasonable Don Trump @TheFakeDonTrump]

I respectfully disagree. I'm a thoughful and caring individual https://t.co/cAyW6G9O0I

[Jim @BurghFan99]

@TheFakeDonTrump @wurununedoc Had to be the fake Trump because the real one has probably never apologized in his life for anything.

[Reasonable Don Trump @TheFakeDonTrump]

Can somebody compliment me using proper grammar and coherent sentence structure? I'd really like to retweet your praise of me

[Reasonable Don Trump @TheFakeDonTrump]

Yes, I make my suits in China and Mexico. I'd like to change that, but overregulation makes that impossible. I'm not greater than economics.

[Reasonable Don Trump @TheFakeDonTrump]

And I didn't mean to imply that the majority of immigrants are rapist. But the possibility of a few is enough that we should be concerned