The False Nine

Purveyors of interesting nonsense. RTs are not support. DM for inquiries or to pitch story ideas. Texia est viridis!

[Phil in Frisco @meatcup117]

Buzzwords to impress your American friends during the World Cup

-false 9
-overlap
-wingbacks
-limbs (goal celebration)
-high press
-“parking the bus”
-“attacking mid” (don’t use “CAM”)
-poacher
-shot-stopper
-Thunderbastard (not for novices)

[Sierra Deuce @RealSierraDeuce]

@TheFalseNineTX @YETICoolers So most people wont be able to afford either and a season ticket merch discount won't count towards either anyway.

[WAATV Media @WeAreAustinTV]

@TheFalseNineTX @YETICoolers Send it! 👀

[The False Nine @TheFalseNineTX]

Matching @YETICoolers to the new kit?

[WAATV Media @WeAreAustinTV]

🚨THIRD KIT DETAILS REVEALED🚨

Austin FC's rumored third kit is expected to feature a light purple/violet base with a white horizontal chest stripe inspired by the club's No Comply kit. 👀💜

Other reported details include:
- White secondary crest
- White collar
- "AUSTIN" wordmark across the chest
- Matching purple/violet shorts

The kit is reportedly set to be released in August 2026.

⚠️ The jersey shown in this graphic is an AI-generated mockup created based on the reported details and is not an official preview or leaked image of the kit.

VIA: @moiseschiu & @philwest on the Verde All Day Emergency Podcast

#austinfc #mls | WAATV

[The False Nine @TheFalseNineTX]

@BobBallouSports RIP Chili’s at 45th and Lamar jokes. We had a good run

[City of Austin @austintexasgov]

Austin is for everyone. 🏳️‍🌈 #Pride is formally celebrated in June and August around here, and we love it that way. This #PrideMonth and always, we honor the rich LGBTQIA+ culture and history of our community.

🥳 @AustinPublicLib activities + events: https://t.co/tSBJdfg1qf

[The False Nine @TheFalseNineTX]

Austin Fc fans know not to be overconfident against Haitian teams.

[All Fútbol MX 🇲🇽 @AllFutbolMX]

🤯🇭🇹🇳🇿 HAITI TRASHED TIM PAYNE’S NEW ZEALAND 4-0 AHEAD OF THE 2026 WORLD CUP!

CONCACAF is ready to shock the world. 🏆

[RakeBackDave @RakeBackDave1]

@TheFalseNineTX Even the Yank cameramen is mocking it😂😂

[RakeBackDave @RakeBackDave1]

@TheFalseNineTX More atmosphere in a library🥀

[Brendan Fraser Crane @bf_crane]

There’s nothing reporters love more than an open secret. Chiming in after the fact that the cool kids have known for some time now, they just didn’t report it for reasons yet to be determined

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[Sierra Deuce @RealSierraDeuce]

@TheFalseNineTX • SebSabowich Challenge - eat a Sabovich-sized sandwich before the 90' and we sell him during the MoTM. (The total of sandwich sales at concessions must meet or exceed Sebastián Driussi's transfer fee).

[Sierra Deuce @RealSierraDeuce]

@TheFalseNineTX • Howl at the Moon (midnight yell honoring Josh Wolff)
• Stroud-Keller Trust Summit
• CIS Whites Appreciation Day
• Free Gal-istine (Ladies get in free)
• Trading Spaces (trade home venues with FC Dallas)
• No Nut November - zero goals result in donation to men's health.

[The False Nine @TheFalseNineTX]

Other theme night options, wrong answers only

Admin starts: Rodney Redes Bobblehead night

[Austin FC @AustinFC]

Theme nights under the VERDE lights. 💚

Join the best party in Austin when the second half of the season kicks off in late July!

🎟️: https://t.co/pKyOzqccNx

[The False Nine @TheFalseNineTX]

Possibly the cringiest video in the history of soccer fandom.

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

The US ‘Ultras’ are ready for the World Cup…🇺🇸

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[The False Nine @TheFalseNineTX]

Confirmed: Purple is a better flavor than Red or Orange

[WAATV Media @WeAreAustinTV]

🚨THIRD KIT DETAILS REVEALED🚨

Austin FC's rumored third kit is expected to feature a light purple/violet base with a white horizontal chest stripe inspired by the club's No Comply kit. 👀💜

Other reported details include:
- White secondary crest
- White collar
- "AUSTIN" wordmark across the chest
- Matching purple/violet shorts

The kit is reportedly set to be released in August 2026.

⚠️ The jersey shown in this graphic is an AI-generated mockup created based on the reported details and is not an official preview or leaked image of the kit.

VIA: @moiseschiu & @philwest on the Verde All Day Emergency Podcast

#austinfc #mls | WAATV

[The False Nine @TheFalseNineTX]

The stock market has, and always will be, stupid.

Much better to invest in chickens with predictive powers.

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Virgin Galactic stock is currently +165% over the past month because Redditors on WallStreetBets are confusing the ticker $SPCE with Space X ticker $SPCX

Thats how dumb the market is right now

[The False Nine @TheFalseNineTX]

The US should not be hosting this tournament part 1,567,891

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

The South Africa national team have had to delay their trip to North America for the World Cup due to what the country’s sports minister has called “embarrassing and grossly unfair” visa issues.

The nation’s football association confirmed in a statement that they were due to fly out on Sunday, but were not able to because of “challenges regarding visas for some players and officials”.

More from @JessMCHopkins ⤵️

FREE TO READ: https://t.co/SocPYquIbj

[Cam Pellegrino @cam_pellegrino]

MLS announced a 62% YoY viewership increase with an average of 7.9 million live match viewers per week through the first three months of the season.

Average attendance per game sits at 22,109 thus far. MLS also claims the youngest fanbase in US sports with a 39.6 average age.

[The False Nine @TheFalseNineTX]

Oh to be totally ignorant of Tori Penso’s existence.

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

Basketball's the only sport where people care who the ref is. No football fan is like "Ron Torbert's on the call tonight? We are FUCKED"