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Cake/Cakes/Cake-self #balagan

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[TheHandgunGuy @TheHandgunGuy]

#BurningMan was the source of some of my greatest joy back before it became a shitshow of pretentious, hateful dipshits. I am glad they are suffering and stuck in the mud.
Yours truly,
A Real Participant 98-04, 09, 12.

[TheHandgunGuy @TheHandgunGuy]

@paulinaVEVO Shut up you ugly fuck

[Lone Star Liberty PAC @LoneStar_PAC]

NEW AD:

Low T Talarico is too WEAK and WEIRD for Texas. #TXsen

[Kyrstin M @ThisisKyrstin]

10 months pregnant in LA, out for a “relaxing” walk with my 2-year-old… and we get trapped by two Zombies.
My heart is pounding, fight-or-flight in full blast is the LAST thing my body needs right before labor. All I can think about is protecting my kids while the city falls apart around us.
@MayorOfLA @nithyavraman
I voted for you. I defended you. But you’ve lost my trust.

Enough. I’m done watching my community live in fear.

I’m taking a chance on @spencerpratt - someone who’ll actually demand transparency, accountability, and results.
My kids won’t grow up in this hellhole. Time for real change.
#LosAngeles

[Tony Seruga @TonySeruga]

🚨 IRAN'S GHOST SHIP OF DESPERATION: Meet NASHA – The 30-Year-Old Corpse They Dragged from Retirement to Buy 48 Hours Before the Wells Die

Iran just exhumed a rusting 1996-built VLCC from her long retirement off Kharg Island.

Her name: NASHA (IMO 9079107).
Capacity: 2 million barrels.
Speed: So glacial that a 36-hour voyage is now stretching into four days.

Why? Because the US naval blockade—enforced since April 13—has collapsed Iranian crude exports to single-digit vessels while upstream production refuses to stop. Kharg Island, which moves ~90% of Tehran’s oil, had just 13 million barrels of onshore spare capacity. Net inflow: 1–1.1 million barrels per day. The math was merciless. That window slammed shut this week.

NASHA is not a strategy.
NASHA is what you do when you have run out of strategy.

She buys the regime roughly 48 hours of floating storage. After that? Either the wells shut in… or the crude has nowhere left to go. Shadow-fleet evasion? Lloyd’s List and TankerTrackers have tracked only ~26 Iran-linked vessels slipping through. US forces have already boarded and turned back multiple VLCCs (Tifani, Majestic X, Dorena, Hero II, Hedy) in the Indian Ocean. Even the ones that “breach” via Riau offloads or dark transits cannot absorb a million barrels a day.

And here’s the part the regime’s propagandists will never admit: those high-permeability Asmari and Bangestan carbonate reservoirs beneath Iran’s southern giants do not forgive prolonged shut-ins. Society of Petroleum Engineers literature is unambiguous—four simultaneous damage mechanisms kick in: water coning upward through fractures, fines migration choking pore throats, formation compaction under rising effective stress, and clay swelling from salinity shifts. The result? 300–500 thousand barrels per day of permanent capacity loss. Months to years to recover. The reservoir doesn’t negotiate with ideology.

A country sitting on the world’s third-largest proven reserves—reduced to towing a thirty-year-old ghost ship across the Persian Gulf like a funeral barge—while satellites watch every desperate mile.

This is not reversible brinkmanship.

This is the archaeological signature of collapse.

The market is pricing a ceasefire.

Reservoir physics is pricing reality.

#NASHAisNotAStrategy #IranOilCrisis #KhargDesperation #BlockadeBites #FloatingFailure #HormuzReality #OilPhysics #RegimeOnTheRocks

Iran just asked a corpse to save the revolution.

The corpse is moving more slowly than the clock.

And the clock doesn’t care.

Tick tock! ☠️

[Doinks the Retard Frog @DoinksTheFrog]

@MLB @Rangers You guys spelled Texas wrong

[TheHandgunGuy @TheHandgunGuy]

@JenniferSey Democrats have a projection problem. It's weird.

[TheHandgunGuy @TheHandgunGuy]

@AhronBregman @EricLDaugh Tick tock on that statement.

[Chamath Palihapitiya @chamath]

With Zuck’s move to Florida, California’s total taxable wealth from billionaires has plummeted to well under $1T from over $2T just a few weeks ago.

The loss of this tax revenue was totally avoidable but is now forever. All because Gavin Newsom stood motionless as this stupidly written bill, from a fringe union and a handful of socialist academics with an axe to grind, meandered its way into the public conversation without any action from him and freaked everyone out.

These were all people that were paying 13%+ in state income tax every year WITH NO COMPLAINTS UNTIL A FEW WEEKS AGO.

And now, for the rest of time, the lost tax revenues from these folks will have to be paid for by the middle class because they are the only group left in California large enough that you can tax to fill the hole.

He’s forsaken the middle class instead of managing the budget, managing the deficit, eliminating even a portion of California’s gargantuan waste and abuse. He could have done any of these things at any point over the past 7+ years.

But he was silent.

And now California’s budget will implode and he wants to run for President.

Insane.

[Marc J. Randazza 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🇧🇷 @marcorandazza]

It is to rub this in the face of the trash who celebrated his death. Put his face on a dollar coin, name bridges and highways after him. He deserves it, and those who hate him deserve to be forced to see his face and name.

[TheHandgunGuy @TheHandgunGuy]

@wapotechguild LOL

FFS grow up.

[TheHandgunGuy @TheHandgunGuy]

@AntiWokeMemes I suppose one has to work to care about taxes so there's that.

[TheHandgunGuy @TheHandgunGuy]

@horrormuseum Normal Americans are refreshing. Cheers!

[TheHandgunGuy @TheHandgunGuy]

Howdy @fleccas. I saw a clip of your show and liked it so I subscribed to your podcast. On the first episode I downloaded (319), within 60 seconds you were talking shit about @dbongino being a MAGA gatekeeper. Well, if anyone can gatekeep MAGA, Dan can. Fuck the fake MAGA losers.

[TheHandgunGuy @TheHandgunGuy]

@benonwine How do I know who is Muslim?

[Antonio García Martínez (agm.eth) @antoniogm]

Rubio realizing he’s going to be president of Venezuela, governor of Cuba, and the Shah of Iran.

[Harmeet K. Dhillon @HarmeetKDhillon]

Bro, I’ve been a CEO of two entities I founded for decades. Take your slava mentality elsewhere. I’m not seeking employment. I am a job CREATOR.

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable

We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.

[TheHandgunGuy @TheHandgunGuy]

@RaheemKassam @RichardGrenell @romadaravi @rick_loughery @TaylorStrandini It's Christmas you moron.

[TheHandgunGuy @TheHandgunGuy]

@De1M1l3s @KassyAkiva You are a tool of terror. GFY