Jeff Wesselschmidt

Comedian. Writer/director Cherry Bomb

[Jeff Wesselschmidt @TheJWess]

@theBigWalkowski You never met kb

[Jeff Wesselschmidt @TheJWess]

check out my story Capital in @litromag.
https://t.co/8HyvSe3qBd

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i command you to read my story in @HighShelfPress

https://t.co/hu7RzK1JWH

[Jeff Wesselschmidt @TheJWess]

@P61898972 @AmericanPie No man, sorry.

[Jeff Wesselschmidt @TheJWess]

Toga Party Podcast, @AmericanPie! Scrambled porn, beer with semen in it, STIFLER, MILFs, and of course, pie sex.

https://t.co/y7blZ3j4NC

[Bootsy Collins @Bootsy_Collins]

HAPPY U WOKE UP ALIVE MONDAY FUNKATEERS! I just want to come out there & Shake your Hands! Everyday is a bench mark for those that know struggle! ! We got an Opportunity to Blend together.👏👍✊ Bootsy baby!!!🤩🤩🤩

[Jeff Wesselschmidt @TheJWess]

Some say i'm the Thom Brady of jacking off

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[Jeff Wesselschmidt @TheJWess]

@LjCastiyo Very true!

[Jeff Wesselschmidt @TheJWess]

dear @MELANIATRUMP, in these times we the people demand to know: what do mr. Trumps dookie smell like

[Will 🦥 Menaker @willmenaker]

RIP to Charles Portis, my favorite author of the 20th century. THE DOG OF THE SOUTH is perfect in every way. Pick up any of his novels and be hooked from the first page.

[Jeff Wesselschmidt @TheJWess]

@NickCusmano Thanks man

[Comedy @ The Knit BK @ComedyAtTheKnit]

IT’S @KENNYDEFOREST ‘S BIRTHDAY ON MONDAY SO WE ARE CELEBRATING ON SUNDAY NIGHT!! AND BRINGING THE HEAT!! STILL FREE! 9PM!!

[Joel Walkowski @theBigWalkowski]

Tonight is MELVIN at Caffeine Underground in #Bushwick

@hackcomstock and I host:
@Rufatcamp
@MeJaneYouShutUp
@TheJWess
& Devin Harris

[Dan + Joe + DVD Show @danjoedvdshow]

TOMORROW on Dan Joe Charles Show: @marknorm @jacquelinenovak @TheJWess @devinisaboysnam. 8:30 at @theShantyBK...FREE

[Jennie Sutton @unclejennie]

Stand up @thefootlightbar at 8pm! With @samttaggart @WillAbeles @katieboylecomic @TheJWess @raananhershberg @SaraCourtney13 @Dewey_Lovett

[nick naney @nicknaney]

IN THE SAUCE tn 9pm @BKBazaar w/ @kyleayers @babysfirstgun @TheJWess @NYTimesBennett @azizvora
Hosted by @2tonbug & me!
Free!

[Joel Walkowski @theBigWalkowski]

Hey @MurphGuide tonight at @pineboxrockshop is Time to Kill
@MarciaBelsky will be executing
@JakeHead_
@Lafayette247
@TheJWess
& More!

[Jeff Wesselschmidt @TheJWess]

@RealUSAmerican @si_vault @johnadler83 https://t.co/CUb0YsPjCz / build-a-statue-of-mr-hands

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@UsedPizza74 Those guys appeared to be disguised as asian women so yes

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@KoolTony @johnadler83 thank you kind sir