TheJoshHeller

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@GregHarmonCFB

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

If Texas A&M had never fired Kevin Sumlin and they continued giving him $2 million raises every 4 years and he kept his 66.2% win percentage, the Aggies today would have saved $102 million and had two more wins 👀

#AggieFactThursday

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@TonyReacts @mattvanswol

[Bruce Arthur @bruce_arthur]

JD Vance is lecturing the Pope on Catholicism and Pierre Poilievre is lecturing Mark Carney on economics and RFK Jr is lecturing scientists about vaccines and Donald Trump is lecturing the world on tariffs and Pete Hegseth is quoting Pulp Fiction and thinking it’s the Bible

[Mark McA @MMcAvaney]

@shanaka86 FAFO!

[679 Enthusiast @marionumber4]

Boomers after voting to send another trillion to Israel while their grandchildren can’t afford basic goods

https://t.co/2xkOxIUrux

[Sarah Longwell @SarahLongwell25]

Congrats to our new defender of the Homeland!

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@JohnCornyn

[LongTime🤓FirstTime👨‍💻 @LongTimeHistory]

Border Patrol dump blind refugee 5 miles away from home—he was found dead on the street.

Officers dropped him off in front of a donut shop—didn't notify his lawyer or family he was even released.

When reported missing—local police said he was in ICE custody and stopped looking for him.

Nurul Amin Shah Alam is 56 years old, nearly blind, spoke no English, and dealt with serious medical conditions.

He was left to die alone—abandoned in the year's worst winter storm on the streets of Buffalo, New York.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

New Yorker: “Private equity and predatory landlords destroyed this city.”

NBC: “Okay, we’re done here.”

Say the quiet part out loud on live TV and suddenly the interview is over.

Funny how “free speech” disappears the moment you blame the people actually cashing the checks.

[Jon @jonsaysx]

MAGA influencers any second now.

[Free Talk Live @FreeTalkLive]

This is how Liberty dies.

A camera watches, an algorithm decides you “look wrong,” and armed strangers manufacture a reason to stop you until you prove your innocence on the roadside.

Today it is “suspicious travel patterns.” Tomorrow it is “association,” “protest activity,” “wrong neighborhood,” “wrong timing,” “wrong friends.”

Once a state normalizes tracking everyone and interrogating the flagged, the country devolves into simply a set of permissions.

[Jeremy London @SirJeremyLondon]

I just saw a trans person and now I can’t drive my truck, fish OR drink beer

Damn you, Obama!

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

So apparently white Americans in Minneapolis are putting Mexican flags on their cars so ICE agents waste time pulling them over. They call it ICE fishing. 🤣😂

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@DHSgov

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@cb_doge @gmeta

[Conservative Self-Owns @ConSelfOwns]

New infinite money glitch just dropped

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@rittenhouse2a

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@RepTomSuozzi

[Robert Young Pelton @RYP__]

All I took to destroy America was a free motorhome and a few fishing vacations.