Ajar Southwest

'At the top of the mountain, we are all snow leopards.'

[Ajar Southwest @TheJoshWatters]

@olivecountry @dripgrillionair @CleverFool5 @usr_bin_roygbiv Maybe, but why do you automatically assume the student did it wrong vs. the teacher just not giving clear enough instructions?

[john @john_wilddog]

mitch mconnell coming back to congress looking extremely youthful and healthy with a suspiciously lindsey graham shaped belly

[Reasonably Radical Rants @Austin_G_Wilson]

@Anarseldain The boomer is the eternal child. Their own children are nothing but an interruption to their playtime. Ask to pay for their toys and they will give it to a stranger to spite you.

[Ajar Southwest @TheJoshWatters]

@MarcheseMethods How long does each split take you to get through?

[Paris @goodyhilton]

A lot of mental health issues can be solved by isolating and lashing out at people

[christine @christineist]

talking to my single friend she's seeing a guy who seems pretty great on all fronts except for "the deep despair underlying his every move"

[Ajar Southwest @TheJoshWatters]

@televisualities @BaronWonderburg @trauma_kitty The comment you replied to was about misandry

[Ajar Southwest @TheJoshWatters]

@GenHeres123 @minordissent "thousands of years" meaning more than 1 and fewer than 2?

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

When you realize we’ve lost a decade of our lives to a Trump presidency and could have had real leadership, your heart breaks a little.

[Ajar Southwest @TheJoshWatters]

@Shrek Notice how the profile picture is still the true visage

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[Ajar Southwest @TheJoshWatters]

@smoothbrain489 @PatsKam seems to prove impossible lol

[Ajar Southwest @TheJoshWatters]

@TimothyFounta11 @razibkhan What do you mean by "skews national crime stats"?

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

Millennials at 40:
“We are young! We have plenty of time!”

Zoomers at 23:
“It’s over. I’ve run out of time and it’s all over.”

[Ajar Southwest @TheJoshWatters]

@Marco_Piani @gregvegas If you pretend rates are different than they are to make an equal baseline, your expected rate (25x) is still only about half of the actual reported rates (46x). Is there another metric to explain that disparity?

[Ajar Southwest @TheJoshWatters]

@RGulliory667 @supermariokartD @Mark_J_Perry That's a whole lotta words to say absolutely nothing

[Fischer @fischermaximum]

@vikasofvikas @bryan_johnson boomers simply know how to hang on to things longer

[Ajar Southwest @TheJoshWatters]

@g27radio @noname1error @militarynurse24 @gareth0791 @dapperlaughs @columeastwood I believe it started as a bit on his podcast, in this Youtube clip (sorry for the weird crop).
https://t.co/tX5PI2mb6N

Also, all the full episodes of Norm Macdonald Live are available on the Internet Archive site for free.

[Ajar Southwest @TheJoshWatters]

lmao

[Xelly🌹 @XellWorld]

@Yaril_FoxEars @MMiau22077 The government, when it represents and is held accountable to the working class, is a far more trustworthy institution than an organization whose only motivation is profit. (Not to mention that the long term goal of communism is to achieve a truly stateless society 🥱)

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Memes are actually getting outdated. Its all about imgurs and gifs. Reddit.