TheKenClarke

Family man, IT Professional, likeable guy!

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@RyanairTechRep Thanks Anne - I have done

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@Ryanair I’m flying tomorrow morning and trying to pre-order drinks on the flight but it’s not working

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@TLRailUK No idea which one, but I visited it with my children just after getting on board and the floor was flooded with something that wasn’t water

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@TLRailUK just boarded the 1512 (1515) from KingsCross to Peterborough - toilets are disgusting! not pleasant any time but especially not with young children

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@LidlGB do you advertise an “XXL” pack just to waste packaging?
Here it is, fitting into the regular @asda pack 🤨

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Delivered by Royal Mail this morning, money well spent #ReformPartyUK @reformparty_uk !

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@0xgaut Yeah, really wish I still had those firewire 400 and 800 ports right now to connect my minidisc player to…🤨

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@0xgaut Nothing quite like a mechanical dock

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@UPS one of your drivers hit my car and your team are refusing to get back to me - I have dashcam footage of the event, can someone help??

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@BTCare That's no good - my mobile number is not recognised by that department.

So what am I supposed to do? Call back for a 6th time only to be fobbed off again? This is ridiculous.

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@BTCare appalling service from BTOP customer service. Supposed to be receiving replacement SIMs but they have gone missing - 5th call today to your team and nobody can tell me what's happening to them.
I need help from someone who can sort this out!!

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@OctopusEnergy I can’t opt-in to your energy saving session tomorrow as your website isn’t working

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@michaelmiraflor @susinow Actually @susinow I think it was Love Film?

[Northants Police Motorcycles @NorpolBikeCops]

A couple of the team joined colleagues from @northantsfire to deliver a #bikerdown course at @NorthantsPolice HQ today. Would you know what to do if you were first on the scene of a collision? Hopefully those attending today will be better prepared if they ever should…

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@simon_may Musical notes? Tables? Chairs? Town houses? Napkins!

[Alex Cohen @anothercohen]

I was laid off from Twitter today. I was the designer in charge of our new rebranding to X.

I learned so much in my 2.5 weeks at the company but I’m excited to see where I land next.

If you’re hiring a self taught, junior designer please DM me. Graphic design is my passion!

[Colour The Road @DropsCycling]

She was flying! 🥇

It was gold for @k_aterichardson @UEC_cycling U23 European Individual Pursuit!

Congratulations Kate, we are so proud! #bouncingback

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@DandG_UK any help please with expediting a decision for a replacement appliance for NHS worker? Can’t wash a uniform with a brooding washing machine 🙏🏻

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@saltiestcopper @NorthantsChief I think you could have guessed that my comment implied I had already done so - and, as it also inferred, the location is apparently linked with a greater rate of prosecution for speeding as opposed to a greater chance of preventing injury

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@NorthantsChief only as they can’t see its hidden! I’m afraid I am sorely disappointed in your @northants_SRT - never has there been a more obvious disregard for visible policing and instead a clear preference for hiding over a hill to catch people out

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@NorthantsChief Problem here @NorthantsChief , is if your road safety team were interested in saving lives, they would position their mobile camera in the middle of my village in clear view to catch the speeding motorists who ignore the 40 limit. However, I am told that people aren’t (ctd).