Lazy Lizzard

Software Engineer at Amazon.
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[Lazy Lizzard @TheLazyLizzard]

@softwarejameson True story

[Lazy Lizzard @TheLazyLizzard]

Ironically, the answer to “how much money it will take to get Donald Trump back onto Twitter” is “billions and billions”. 44 of them! @elonmusk

[Lazy Lizzard @TheLazyLizzard]

Funding secured?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I made an offer
https://t.co/VvreuPMeLu

[Matthew Beniers @Matty_Beniers10]

See you soon🦑

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@vicentes @bradsferguson @MediaRedyns @RedMetalGiraffe We already have a giant, free fusion reactor in the sky called the sun. Just catch it’s energy with PV, store in battery & you’re pretty much done.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@blueorigin Congrats, was cool to send @WilliamShatner to space

[Lazy Lizzard @TheLazyLizzard]

Some fun with the #SpacePoggers in #ProjectMoonshot @SpacePoggersNFT

[Lazy Lizzard @TheLazyLizzard]

@realDonaldTrump How are you tweeting and burning down the country at the same time?!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Some big milestones coming up

[Col. Doug Hurley @Astro_Doug]

South African cities at night. Cape Town, Johannesburg, and Pretoria.

[Lazy Lizzard @TheLazyLizzard]

@shanebrewer @cmdrtaco That’s very cool!!

[Shane Brewer @shanebrewer]

OMG.... he actually sent me pen. @cmdrtaco... you sir are a legend. This made my entire year! Thank you so much!

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Docking confirmed – Crew Dragon has arrived at the @space_station!

[Lazy Lizzard @TheLazyLizzard]

My space station is empty and waiting for Bob & Doug #LauchAmerica #SpaceX #gamedev #screenshotsaturday #NASA

[NASA @NASA]

Time to suit up! 😎@AstroBehnken and @Astro_Doug suit up to #LaunchAmerica in the same room as the first crewed Apollo mission, Apollo 7: https://t.co/U1COQzFy4v

[Jessica Meir @Astro_Jessica]

Fine, visor up this time – but at least the magnificent Earth still makes an appearance too. All #spacewalk #selfies (and other photos) made possible with a Nikon D5 with a 28 mm lens in a protective housing (visible in center of 2nd photo). #SelfieSunday

[Seattle Seawolves Rugby @SeawolvesRugby]

@WAFDbank Full Time

38 points in the second half from both teams rewarded the fans who stayed the full match. Seawolves clinch the victory over the visiting @TasmanMako in a physical exhibition 80. 🌊 #SEAvTAS #TogetherWeHunt #DefendTheDynasty

[All Blacks @AllBlacks]

Our fiercest rival on the field, but always a friend off it.

Congratulations to @Springboks on winning the 2019 Rugby World Cup. Enjoy every moment. 🇿🇦

#RWC2019

[Springboks @Springboks]

🐐 Can't go wrong with the GOAT in your corner
🙌 Appreciate the support @tombrady

#StrongerTogether #RWC2019 #RWCTokyo

[Audible @audible_com]

Join us for an otherworldly #AudibleChat between Scott Meyer and narrator Luke Daniels at 6 PM EST on Tuesday, July 23rd for #AudibleSciFiWeek!