Luke Emery

Owner of I'll send your handwritten corporate Christmas cards this year

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

The biz
I’m building a fully automated robot handwriting business on my own.

The sell
Instead of your email landing in someone’s junk folder, imagine sending a beautifully handwritten card straight into their hands.

The vision
I don’t like having employees. I dream of only working with robots.
So I want a completely robotic assembly line. No humans.

In the morning: a stack of blank cards goes in.
By the evening: a bag of handwritten, stamped, addressed cards is ready for the post office.

The build
I’ve given myself 6 months to make this real—software + hardware.

That means:

- A website with API integrations
- AI handwriting software
- Control systems to run the robots
- Machines to write, fold, stuff, and stamp every envelope

The catch
I code like a toddler. I know nothing about hardware or electronics. My only background is selling weird artwork of dogs online.

But that’s the point.

This is week 1. I’ve got the first pen plotter arriving, six months to figure it all out, and a dream of filling mailboxes with handwriting made by robots.

Let’s see how far I can get.

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

@boardyai Strawberry

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

@basedbrickpush1 This post aged poorly

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

Why in fuck does my image say made with AI? This is my product that i photographed. I got chatgpt to remove the background.

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

Are you thinking about Christmas yet? No?

Well...

THINK ABOUT IT FOR 3 SECONDS WHILE YOU READ MY POST

Your company needs to send Christmas cards this year; or everyone will tell everyone else that you are a Grinch.

Sarah the intern doesn't want to write 50 cards, don't make Sarah do it.

I'll do it for you. My cards are THE BEST.

I'll even do a cute illustration of anything you want if you order over 50. LITERALLY ANYTHING

DM me, or ignore this post

stop thinking about Christmas now

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

@ThomasVantage and...Claude

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

@ThomasVantage If this works, and I can book 10 meetings a day, then I'll take you for dinner. I can be a real gentleman on a date

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

@sophie_launch https://t.co/QEJBOwGKRj

HANDWRITTEN CARDS. THE BEST HANDWRITTEN CARDS

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

@agazdecki Hey andrew. Your DMs are closed. Who is doing your Xmas cards for Acquire this year? I can do it

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

@kseniam0s https://t.co/QEJBOwGKRj

I'll do your handwritten xmas cards this year

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

@rdbuilds7 https://t.co/QEJBOwGKRj

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

@salvin_joseph That's awesome.

If you ever need to do any handwritten let me know! It works better for follow ups if the moving space. for example, a new home card 1-2 weeks after you've moved someone.

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

B2B marketers, answer this -

How do I get from 10 leads per month to 10 leads per day for https://t.co/QEJBOwGKRj?

Every lead we get is from SEO

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

@kseniam0s Scribble

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

@NickAbraham12 It completely depends on what you're prospecting

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

@dylarec If you need to send out any handwritten cards to prospects, I can help! We can automate it. Its better than email

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

@ManuKumar Happy 4th Manu!

Cheeky question, Any of your companies sending out Christmas cards this year and need to outsource it?

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

@dharmesh Completely unrelated to HubGrader - @dharmesh Who is sending your Christmas cards for Hubspot this year?

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

@realldio @Sora_memes SORA

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

These are the rough revenues of every business I have started since becoming an entrepreneur 7 years ago -

Pet Portraits - $2,500,000
NFT - $1,000,000
Real Estate - $150,000
CBD Oil - $100,000
Construction - $100,000
Amazon FBA - $30,000
Affiliate marketing trucking- $7,000
Betting arbitrage - $3,000
Notion templates - $2,500
Dropshipping supplements- $30
Betting arbitrage app - $20
Affiliate pickleball - $0
AI Chatbot - $0
AI customer service - $0
Etsy seller app - $0
Financing app for truckers - $0
Card game - $0
Pet insurance agency - $0
Outsouring agency - $0
Boat Airbnb - $0
Home buying for cash - $0

These are businesses I spent at least 3 months on with at least 200 hours investment. There are another 50-100 that were in the idea/research phase.

[Luke Emery @TheLukeEmery]

@yongyi_xu You aren’t single 🤪